Street Sweeper Tales

[BrewskiJr]

I know this has been posted here before but i can't find the thread to bump. I just want to make sure people have read this cause its some of the funniest shit I've ever read. Trust me. These stories are hilarious.

inb4 repost

http://zentatsu.com/zloc/Street%20Sweeper%20Tales.pdf

Its about a guy who takes up a street sweeper job for the night shift. This is from the foreword:

"So, I reported to the office the following evening... and had the weirdest/craziest/funniest 8 months of my life. I was hoping to share a story or two with you guys. If you like 'em, I've gotTONS."

Enjoy

 

[yeahno]

hahahahhah this is fucking hilarious so far

 

[BrewskiJr]

trust me. It gets wayy better. I literally cried at some points

 

[PopsicleStand]

legit, these types of tales always make my day

 

[JHendrix]

seemed like a good read but was just too much

 

[PopsicleStand]

they're short dog you don't have to read the entire book all at one time

 

[TOAST.]

If i remember correctly it gets very sad.

 

[JHendrix]

oh really? I totally thought I had to read it all at once..wow man thanks for the awesome tip

 

[BrewskiJr]

Don't ruin it you dick

 

[skier_boy26]

Repost.

Next time use search bar. IT IS THERE. page 2.

 

[PopsicleStand]

...

 

[PhaedeD]

back in the day when i was in high school we all used to hang out and the local grocery stores parking lot. late at night there was a psycho street sweeper dude who would come in the parking lot do donuts and literally jump the sweeper truck over the medians in the parking lot.. it was awesome.

 

[Peter.]

read this before, worth it

 

[PhaedeD]

got a few pages in... fucking awesome.

 

[PON3]

threads for downtime

 

[Dragonite]

this is street sweeper story

 

[esotericjive]

Totally worth the time these are great

 

[ChrisSkisChronic]

I just read all of that, at once. It was fucking beautiful.

 

[Pool.]

indeed.

 

[chuck_testa]

thanks for reminding me of one of my favorite reads.

 

[JHendrix]

 

[jjager]

Its very possible that was the greatest thing I've ever read

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Good read for sure, even though its a repost.

 

[TOAST.]

woah there I didnt ruin anything. Now since you called me a dick i am all butthurt and really tempted to ruin it for you, but out of respect to everyone else in the thread i wont. maybe a pm tho.

 

[FLBP]

Shit, I got into it and before I realized, I was on page 60. Damn good story.

 

[FLBP]

"You can look to the past, just don't stare" that part of the story gave me chills

 

[J.M]

threads for later

 

[emilyiscool]

i just spent the past hourish reading that it was amazing

 

[Davy.Crockett]

threads

 

[mistaT]

One of those times a repost is acceptable

 

[ryano]

oh my gosh. go to page 19 and read that one.

HILARIOUS. could not stop laughing about it. great find.

 

[derbski]

pretty funny stuff so far

 

[line686]

Just read it from start to finish. It's now 3am and I couldn't have spent my time better. Absolutely incredible.

 

[Aidan-G]

Same here. It's 3:45 AM and that was one of the most amazing things I've ever read. I'm really at a loss for words

 

[Wolffy]

just spend 2 and a half hours reading it... for the second time.