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ever seen those elongated rollerblades that people 'ski' on in the summer? well heres the newschool version.

They look like they would be fun, but i couldnt stand the embarassment skiing around a skatepark in those looking like a fag.

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CP

Northwoods, the ghetto of banff

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that's pretty sick. if they were long like skis and could flex and shit would be so hot

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haha, well its more like snowblades ARGH. But its still cool

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I like that idea seems like fun!

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if i had the money maybe, or i would just get some rollerblades

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i think itd be so dope if they made like a real ski you could slide on like grass and pinestraw and shit and ski in the woods in the summer or at like ski resorts in the summer..... just a thought

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

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i would buy that^ if it was a 1000 bucks

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I'm waiting for the Bling street ski. But Defy Skeez might make one, so I'm confused as to which one to get. I'm gonna base my decision on graphics, and graphics alone.

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i tried some of those last summer, not the newschool versions, but these old ones from the 80's. i was in sweden and visiting some relatives, my second cousin is on the swedish rqcing team, so he had a few pairs of them lying around. they were pretty fun, until i lost my balance and ran into a car.

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i tried some of those last summer, not the newschool versions, but these old ones from the 80's. i was in sweden and visiting some relatives, my second cousin is on the swedish racing team, so he had a few pairs of them lying around. they were pretty fun, until i lost my balance and ran into a car.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
ya, with skate trucks you could carve so easily and smoothly

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CP

Northwoods, the ghetto of banff

COC session C
 
those would be sick, cept, why do they have the spikes if they dont reach the ground....hmm

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ok those are called rollerblades geniuses.... go buy rollerblades if you want to ski in the summer, thats exactly what that is, just elongated rollerblades by like a few inches, oh and you get the lovely addition of the weight of a ski boot.

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hmmmm, no thanx

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