streaking for boobs

DRISKEY

DRISKEY

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some girl dared me to run naked down the street tonight. i told her i would if she would flash me.

so we made an agreement and i ran around the whole block naked in freezing cold weather and i got made shrinkage, and it sucked. but then when i got back she flashed me so it was worth it. i love boobs.

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore

ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
loven it

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
mmmm...boobs

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mmmmmmm publicenemy running naked....oh shit wait ummm...mmmmmm boobs.......shit

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
my friend flashed us out of a car tonight. we were following her and she climbed out the window and flashed us (she wasnt driving). it was funny, and awesome.

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
yea over the summer my friends and i were just walking down the street and some random girls leaned out of the windows and flashed all. they were hot too. i love boobs.

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore

ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
man you nuts i definatly would have made her flash me first. good thing she was honest. one night i was getting a ride home with my friend and his mom and some chick ran out from the bar stopped in the middle of the road and halled off her shirt. his mom had to jam on the breaks then she started beeping and calling her a stupid bitch. mad funny

Beat it like it owes you money.
 
yeah i hope they werent orangutang titties, them are nasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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when i was going to pick my mom up at the airport over the summer, a car passed us on the highway and inside were two girls with their shirts off, actin' crazy. drunk girls are fun.

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should've asked for sex

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Thats pretty cool, I don't think I would have run the whole block in the cold.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
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no, i get naked around people all the time, im known for it. i just dont run down the street naked in the middle of the winter all the time.

but yes the boobs were very nice. possibly the best boobs in person. and ive seen lots of boobs before.

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore

ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
dude, if clothes were more comfortable, i would wear them more, but they arent, it feels very unnatural

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

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dudde, she gave you the boos for fun. go for the gold. wheel that shit n get her begging for you wang. bam!

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shoulda been a streak for a fuck, but boobs are cool too

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Yea there was this realy hot girl who was going our with my freind like 3 summers ago and i siad i would flash her and jump into the pool if she showed me her boobs. Well i flashed her and then NO DICE! she didnt show me shit, i was pissed to say the least.

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haha thats funny,

cause i just tell my girlfriend to lift up your shirt, no fucking running around the block for me, thats shits a waste of time...

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
i love boobies of all sizes and and shapes...but i dont like Oranegatang titties....ewwwiie...

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Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
i would have at least gotten her to warm me up after i got back from streaking... you know, a cure for the shrinkage.

-Thom Savery
 
U need to do that when it is nice and warm out

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