Strangest Trail Name

[MAPLE_SYRUP]

pretty self explanatory, what is the weirdest name of a trail you have come across,

Mine would be Organgrinder at Sugarbush,

 

[Elg]

some cliff/line on that one map in eye trip, "me so hawny"

 

[gr4]

purgatory has a run called what and a run called where. makes it pretty funny to say that you wanna ski them.

 

[eljusto.]

Papoose - Not weird just a funny sounding name

 

[414.]

pussyfoot

 

[chardi]

?

i can't think of any good ones, theyre all gay. organgrinder is a sick name

 

[Lemuel]

Totaly opened this thread just to say Organ Grinder. Fuck yes.

 

[Evilchris]

gloryhole?

 

[CrunkNugget]

there's a chute on whis called "asian pussy" because it's really tight

 

[steezyjibber]

Blazer's Bluff

 

[.skiperisher.]

one at perisher called mother in law

 

[Skithedeep]

Toketie, Tumwater, Kawham, Stillikum, all the trails at my mountain are indian names so there are some crazy ones

 

[FUUUCK]

kill the banker -Revelstoke

 

[jKutcher]

haha we have a Gloryhole at PC

 

[EmperorKuzco]

Devils Fiddle- which i think is actually pretty badass
and there are two glades, Somewhere, and Nowhere
They are all at Killington

 

[Vino]

when ?

 

[Willard]

We have a gloryhole...My favorite though is a picture i saw in powder/sbc cant remember which. It was a picture of these steep glades and the sign said "wheres willis". My nickname being willis and the fact my mountain is tree skiing this made me happy.

 

[Idahoskier420]

baby with a chain saw

snake pit

 

[futurespin]

"man with the agnostic vagina"

 

[clark.]

No really strange ones but one time at Stratton we all misread the trail map and called the trail "White Bitch" instead of White Birch.

 

[skia4life89]

Umm at my home mountain there is a slope named Avery's Apple. Its named after the gm daughter, and they named it that because it was a contest to name the slope for a free pass. As you can tell nobody got a free pass bc the gm just took credit for it.

 

[connoroh]

AVALANCHE

 

[Cincher]

the colostomater.

 

[chicken]

Sunshine has a run called "The Big Woody" It's great.

 

[AntiBang]

Deepthroat... long and tight chute

 

[pow_pow2]

Showdown, MT ????

Bridger Bowl used to have one skiers left off the Bridger Lift called SNOWJOB...they changed it tho...who knows what happened? Some pussy mother-father combo didn't want there kid seeing it I suppose. It doesn't mean BLOWJOB!!

 

[tuna.]

pucci (pronounced poochy) chute at schweitzer.

 

[Deluge]

straight anal, it was a narrow straight chute

 

[207]

Flying Monkey is just funny I guess.

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

giant killer at Pico

 

[i.ski.NC]

Thin Slice at App. Not really that weird but the weirdest I could think of.

 

[geet]

SUNDOWN

 

[skiskate]

I cant remember if this is at revy or kickinghorse but thought it was a pretty funny one.

 

[k-fred]

Ragina...

 

[adamlukowski]

mmmmmmmmmmhmmm

 

[SteevJee]

Bullfrog's Scrotum

 

[Style+eeze]

"Blow Hole" at Whistler, up on the glacier.

 

[infuser]

liftline

 

[Powskier27]

At Mad River Glen there are trials not actually marked but everyone calls them this:Shit houseNeedle Dick

 

[.jesus.]

fucking god yes i think i got to ski that before they took the sign down

 

[McFellon]

all trail names are pretty weird if you think about them
beach seal at bolton, never really understood that