ya no kidding, personally, i dont smoke or drink, i can honestly say im almost 17 and ive never tried either, my dads an alcoholic thats an asshole so thats probably why, but im not opposed to it, when im in college and i feel like i actually want to im gonna do whatever the fuck i want. but as of right now im having all the fun in the world trampin it up with my friends.
anyway, yes "straight edge" is gay. if you wanna be sober than be sober, but dont be dumb about it