story time, biggest shutdowns

.scott.

.scott.

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alright let's all share stories about the worst time that we all got shutdown and rejected hardcore by a girl. don't act like it hasn't happened to every one of us, guys, so let's at least at least share what happened so that when we said, 'someday i'll look back and laugh about this' we weren't lying to ourselves. i'll start:

so i'm in my first week of college, chillin at the cafeteria is the student center with a few of the buddies i have made so far in the dorms. we're eatin, and i see this girl a couple tables away who is lookin damn fine, the eye contact is made, smiles exchanged, you know the drill. so i'm thinkin i got to go talk to her, so i walk over sit down, start the chit chat, she seems cool and i think everything is going great. all the while, she has her hands in her lap (this will be important later). everything is clicking i've talked with her few a good while without acting or saying something stupid, and it seems like everything is going awesome, so i'm stoked. when it comes time to ask her about if she has a boyfriend, what she's doing later, etc., she brings her hands up from under the table and !!!!!BAM!!!!! i'm seeing this rock on her finger glaring right in my eye and my hopes are destroyed. then, is if i don't already need to be put on suicide watch, she feeds me something put how she likes to tease 'boys' like me since she already has a 'man'. i had to be helped out of the room by my friends. it sucked man, big time.

now let's hear yours, because now that you get to laugh at my experience, i deserve to laugh at someone elses.

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No one on their death bed ever said, 'I wish I'd played it safe' -blind_five
 
Lets start off by saying, when I get ripped I'm a lot more social thatn when Im sober. So we smoke at my friends house, and realize we are in dire need of some munchables. So we hop in the car and drive to 7-11. When we get there I notice this girl and her friend. She was hot but her friend wasnt, you know how that goes. Well, as Im looking for something to eat, I notice this chick is having a hard time deciding what she wants to drink. So I go over and strike up a conversation, give her some suggestions on my personal favorites. She seems to be digging me. Anywho, she gets what she wants, and I go off looking for some Gardetos. Well turns out they didnt have them (damn you 7-11) so I strike up a conversation with this girl again about what I should get. Everything was going great, and Im about to get this girl's number when her ugly ass frined walks up, looks me straight in the eyes and says 'Fucking stoner.' This got me all baffled because I didnt know how to respond, the the girls just walked away. It was the cock-block of the century.

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well, I dont have any descent shut down stories, but freshman year, my buddy asked literally 20 girls out, and got rejected EVERY TIME. He didnt go out a single time.

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well, I dont have any descent shut down stories, but freshman year, my buddy asked literally 20 girls out, and got rejected EVERY TIME. He didnt go out a single time.

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While at a bar, i was getting pretty drunk and I went up to these girls on the dance floor and asked if I could dance with them. They kind of bobbed there heads, so I danced. I then tried to grab one and dance with her and her friend came and said no, stop. So i did. But when i tried to talk to them, they just looked at me wierd. I was in Quebec, so maybe they were French, but it was the wierdest shut down ever.

 
Not really a shutdown since I wasnt making all that much effort, but a huge cock-block story.

One night me and my 3 buddies are sitting at the bar just putting back a few pints and talking, enjoying the scenery and this group of 4 girls is standing kinda behind us, all good looking so we take notice but dont really do anything. About 10 min later this guy comes up and starts talking to them, we could hear the entire conversation and he didnt know them and was being a real prick. So one of the girls comes over to the bar for a drink and for some releif from this guy, I mention how the guy wont leave them alone blah blah blah and she says they need to be rescued. So we decide to be gentlemen, one of my buddies walks up to the guy pretending to know him from highschool or something, while the other 3 of us move in and start talking to the girls, making it very obvious that he isnt allowed back. After talking to the group for a while I split off with one really chill chick for another beer (she drank Guiness, imprerssed) so we talk and I find out she is a hardcore kayaker and her and her friend had just comepleted biking across canada. So here I have this amazing looking, super athletic, super inteligent girl who can drink like I do and is havign a great time talkign to me. After about a half hour of just the 2 of us at the table talking the other girls notice that their friends have arrived (this group of typical loud jock type guys) so her friend comes and drags my girl over to the table with them (after a thanks for rescuing us kiss from her and one of her friends). so my buddies sit down and resume drinking with me. Every 10 or 15min my chick keeps leaving the other table to come back and talk to us, hanging over my shoulder and stuff, and every time her friend came and brought her back to the jocks. the last time she comes over my girl says 'They are trying to set me up with that guy, but i wanna stay with you' (now shes a little drunk too). After this her whole group is leaving and her friend takes her by the hand and starts to lead her out. Just as they reach the door she runs back in kisses me a last kiss and tells me where they are going if we want to go meet them. We never bothered to go look for them again since we were happy just chillen with our beers and laughing about it.

Her friend was the biggest cockblocker EVER! even after we had rescued them from the asshole guy.

CMc - *NSFD*

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
Hardcore kayaker+drinks guiness = doesnt even shave her legs.

You want a good rejection story come to the bar with me on any given Friday.

God is an American.
 
this is the lamest thing ever but ill put it in here cuz me and my friends think its funny. we went to the dollar store to buy some aviators, and there were these to really hot chicks, and we walked out just behind them and they had the same car as me. a volkswagon golf. so i said hey cool car we have the same one, hows that for an icebreaker. and they were like ya thats cool, so me and my friends got in my car and relaized we should do something, so they leave and i flash my brights to get there atention instead of honking my horn. then we follow them and drive up next to them and wave and say pull over, so we get in front and put on our blinkers and they put on theres. we pull into the first parking lot and the chicks just kept going straight, we laughed and went home to watch bruce lee

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aahhahah these are some damn good stories...reminds me of that one chappelle show wiht that guy trying to get the girl but her 2 freinds are always blocking him...then he makes a super movie and gets through...taht was a funny one

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yeah MacMahooon, what's the deal with not going after that. you said she was lookin good, she obviously wanted you to follow her, it almost just a courtesy to at least meet up with her later, especially when you are pretty much guaranteed success, like you were.

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No one on their death bed ever said, 'I wish I'd played it safe' -blind_five
 
This isn't that bad, but I was at this running camp at the Steens Mountains, and there's this turkey dinner thing that you're supposed to take a date to. So I got set up with this one girl who was pretty good looking, and I thought things would go great. I got our dinners and sat down with her to start talking. Things seemed to go pretty smoothly after that, she wasn't extremely interesting or fun or anything, but she was hot, so that made it okay. SO the sun goes down and it starts getting chilly and I'm thinkin this could be my chance to warm her up as she starts shivering. So I'm about to offer her my coat when all of a sudden she's like 'I'm cold, I'm gonna go back to my tent and change into some jammies and sleep, maybe i'll see you tomorrow' Slap, damn, just like that, at first I was hoping she'd invite me into her tent but hell no, she was serious about getting rid of me, I mean come on, you're cold, so you're gonna go to your tent instead of get hot with me? Damn Shame.

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
ahahahha^thats a major shutdown

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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
im usualy shuttin down the girls...shit gets annyoing smetimes.

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
I had two empty forty bottles duct taped to each one of my hands, and i was wearing a baby blue suit. walked upto a girl and slurred 'hey baby, you ever gotten it on with a guy in a blue suit'

she replies 'hahahahahahaha... no'

'you want to?'

'deffinatly not'.

And then i woke up the next morning and my suit was all ripped up from jumping in bushes, and it had shit spilt all over it, so i had to throw it out. so i got shut down, and lost a sweet suit.

 
bristolrider knows of my shutdown 2nd last day of highschool

Be my Bitch im sure you will love it

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^^ yes, bring it.

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No one on their death bed ever said, 'I wish I'd played it safe' -blind_five
 
yea andy gets shutdown by the ladies....ive actuallly had to shutdown alot of girls....why do all the nasty/skanky/bitches/unattractive bitches go for me? why not the good ones for once? oh yea i lve at a small school wiht no good ones

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
dont worry Giray, you'll get all of the hot chicks now that you are sporting Logic.

Logic Headware....temporary site is up, its about to blow up. where will you be?

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'rap aint about bustin caps and fuckin bitches, its about fluency and rapping ingenuity' Del
 
^yea dud egreat point...theyll be like 'ooooo check out the pimp with the pimp camo hat...hes dead sexy'

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
no giray will have his clothes on, until they get him in the bed room OHHHHHHH DAMN, i dont really have nay shut down stories, i have the same problem as giray but i had one hor gurl, but she got so damn anoying i just couldnt take it anymore

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
there's some funny ones one here, and bristolrider, ifeel your pain, my highschool had 3 hotties out of 1200 people. 3!

 
^yea i know...my grade has 70 people in it and only 1 is good...thats it

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
ive got some nice lookin girls in my schhol but there all stuck up bitches....

anyways total cock block from my friend. One day we werre at walmart buyin all the shit for the weekend trip to canada when there 2 smokin chicks from my school ( somewhat bitchy but i could deal with it) went by and there like 'hey' to me ( ok its important to kno at this point my friend is a complete a-hole in fronnt of women and the night b4 he really pissed these chicks off) well w/e i walk off with the girls and start talkin to em you kno the 'what are u doin tonight' gettin the cell numbers when my buddy from the check out line yells out ' HEY MAN U WANT YOUR WOMENS PREGNENT MONTHLY' loud enough for like the whole front end to hear. ladies dont laugh , walk away and nothin happened that night, fuckin cock block of the century.

to this day those girls wont talk to me cous they think im just like him

 
I have noticed that most girls doesnt like it when drunk guys hit on them, it's pretty annoying to them. So dont hit em up while you're drunk, (I was told by girls that doing that basically makes it sound like you wanna just fuck em nothing more and they dont like it) so wait til you're sober so you dont make an ass out of yourself or something.

Jesus said, 'Lucky is the lion that the human will eat, so the lion

becomes human. And foul is the human that the lion will eat, and

the lion still will become a human.'

 
^i didnt get that whole saying....

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
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