Story that scared the piss out of me

[^NewYork]

my mom has a friend who she works with that just came back from NY. she said that while she was on t he plane she was sitting next too someone who she flew from denver to NY with. she was saying that she was an exorcist. she said that about 2 hours into the flight the exorcist started shaking and crying. she asked her what was wrong. the exorcist said that a "demon" had control of the plane. thats all i know for now. ill get the rest of the story soon

 

[*Fujative*]

thats fucked up

 

[Snowcase]

u could say that

 

[*Fujative*]

or the guy could have bullshited

 

[seemeski]

thats pretty scary, are they okay?

 

[*Fujative*]

seeing how his mom got pof the plane

 

[crooks]

haha, no they all died

 

[Snowcase]

so his moms a ghost

 

[^NewYork]

it was my moms friend, obviously the plane did not crash. i think it probaly bullshit but i dont have an explanation for exorcists

 

[KeegLove]

haha that would be funny if the pilot came out of the cockpit and it turns out he was a giant demon tooth brush with horns..then the crazy lady would have been right.

 

[*Fujative*]

hahaha

 

[Forum*]

That's what happens when you do acid.

 

[ryan.c]

^haha yeah, that is messed up tho

 

[SteezePatrol]

hahahahahahahha....female

 

[SUpilot]

hahaha...thats pretty funny.

 

[Lateralis]

cant be worse than sitting next to a paki on a plane with a metallic briefcase

 

[Danger.]

^both of those would be unbearable...

and I don't get what the fuck exorcisms even are, and how people believe them

 

[timmi]

i dont know what she was freakin about, sometimes demons just need to go on a good vacation.

 

[Dilla]

^too true

 

[GotamaBCshredder]

I would have punched the lady in the face and told her to get a grip.

 

[Snowcase]

I FUCKIN HATE UR SIGNATURE i read it everytime

 

[skiierman]

Bahahaha, I would have egged her on.

 

[Calb3rt]

oh man i gotta try that next time i fly

 

[r_witt]

if anybody watches the show supernatural, that was pretty much the plotline for one of the shows.

 

[k2yeags]

crazy

 

[jarossamdb7]

thats not scary, who beleved in that bullshit?!?!

 

[Parkboy]

in your sig change your to you're

 

[jsg]

hahahaah oh my my side i need oxygen....and timi i love ur sig...ther just jeliouse they didnt think of it 1st

 

[Kevo]

Obviously the demon didn't make that much of a difference in the flight. Historically demons are exercised by priests and pastors and not random freaky middle aged women.

 

[skippah_BC]

that guy is probably think "Holy shit, that chick actually bought it!!"

 

[bermbuster49]

that would be one of those times you start yelling and over reacting just to see what the person next to you will do, sometimes they flip out too and start screaming louder, sometimes they just act embarassed haha.

 

[wskibum176]

agreed

 

[Jenna1106]

that is weird.

 

[Schoening]

ahaha and their B.O

 

[hucker22]

oh dag i thought this was like going on, and her friend called from the plane. and they were currently 300 miles off course and were all gonna die and shit

 

[cork5_thovex]

that is either a real good prank or just plain fucked up. reminds me of a dane cook skit.

 

[hartig]

that would suck...

 

[dandoy]

ya me too, its awesome

 

[Ruski]

you know whats worse? sitting on either side an overweight loud couple who love crossword puzzles...i hate crossword puzzles

 

[sacchettiadam]

I sat next to a guy who ate like 10 oranges and when he oepened them the squirted in my eyes.

 

[johnnypsunami]

man indians dont blow up planes and do terrorism, why would indians blow up airports THEY work at the airports!

 

[LittleDevil720]

i dunno but the exorcism of emily rose scared the fuck out of me..

 

[skiierman]

No, indians sit on their reserves and drink wisky everyday until they pass out... Or they start up casinos.

 

[KillerMonkey]

that'd be one hell of a prank. Just say ur an exorcist and say there was a demon on board. LOL

 

[Lax_Bro40]

same dude

 

[.John.]

I pulled that prank on someone that I was sitting next to coming home from chicago

 

[AKFREERIDE]

dude, planes shake all the time. dont see the big deal.

 

[Calb3rt]

i know what your saying but if i were and exorsist and i noticted that you had 666 posts i'd think a demon was in controll of your brain and cry. if i were an exorsist that is