Story on the Front Page of EXPN... What the Hell?

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Two-Plank Wanks Go Bigger Than You

Skiers go bigger than snowboarders.

Did I say that out loud? Depending on present company, this kind of statement might land you at the cold end of a snowball barrage or dunk tank. So, for clarity, this refers strictly to amplitude, not image or pop-culture relevancy, where nothing is bigger than snowboarding these days.

The divide in this freeriding arms race is most evident in the halfpipe. Skiers like Simon Dumont, Candide Thovex, Tanner Hall and C.R. Johnson routinely super-size the best efforts of the best snowboarders, and often in the same pipe on the same day. At competitions, spectators and TV viewers are invited to draw their own conclusions with help from demarcating wands that show, in feet, the height above the deck of the pipe. Dumont usually orbits somewhere into the neighborhood of 25 feet, depending on conditions, pipe specs and proximity of helicopters or geese in adjacent airspace.

"In the pipe and backcountry cliffs, skiers go bigger, but in natural, powder terrain—backcountry gaps and man-made booters—snowboarders can go just as big as skiers," says freeskier Seth Morrison, focusing in the theorem.

Snowboard halfpipe Olympic silver medalist Gretchen Bleiler confirms, "I hate saying these things because it usually gets me in trouble, but in general, yes, I think it's true and you see it most in the pipe. You can't totally generalize, though. Nothing is absolute."

What remains unclear about this phenomenon is the reason why. Can it be explained by science? While scientific papers have been written on both the physics of skiing and the physics of snowboarding, it seems physicists have yet to probe the differences and similarities of each group of snow-sliding brethren in, say, the superpipe.

"One thing I've noticed over the years," continues Morrison, 33, a veteran of 25-plus films, "is that it's difficult for snowboarders to go super-big off cliffs because they take all the impact on their back leg. We can land equally on both feet. Imagine jumping something big and landing on one foot."

Neal Beidleman, a decorated climber, skier and author of the new Aspen Ski and Snowboard Guide, is also a mechanical engineer and something of a "rocket scientist" (by virtue of his work as an aerospace designer for rockets and satellites). He thinks the answer lies in part with skiers' increased in-flight dexterity (furthering Morrison's independent-suspension belief). "You've got four extremities to throw around for balance, as opposed to having both legs locked in on one axis," he says. "I couldn't do the proof, but it would be appropriate to say that, in my opinion, the 'oh shit' factor favors skiers."

Thanks to the niche sport of speed skiing, it's long been established that, when both groups are adorned in skin-tight plastic suits, skiers are faster than snowboarders in straight-ahead, mass-hauling descents. This is the result of friction, mass, aerodynamics, slope angle, and, of course, the skill and experience of the pilot (as well as other things like wax and tune and so on).

Physicist and longtime former New Yorker writer Jeremy Bernstein explains: "I claim they will speed down at the same rate and the only issue is air resistance. I can give you the physics, but I'm sure you don't want to know. Newton's Law says force equals mass times acceleration. The friction forces depend on the mass so it cancels. Air resistance does not. . ."

Um, okay. Got it? Big mountain skier and former X Games medalist Chris Davenport breaks it down in laymen's terms.

"There's definitely something to be said for facing straight-ahead downhill," says Davenport. "You're more agile with two feet working independently, pressing and milking the terrain for more energy, you're more aerodynamic on equal-footing to react and you get a lot more pop out of stiff plastic boots on two skis in the fall line."

Bleiler might just agree. "Sure, in slow conditions, skiers can go bigger because they can skate and use poles. You've got two skis, four edges and more ability to manipulate your own speed. On a snowboard, you're locked in and you can't rely on edging as much. It's all about edging, the line you take and the speed you're able to carry."

Back in the pipe, another angle to consider is take-off and landing. The rider or skier who goes biggest will transition diagonally up and down the pipe walls on each hit, thus carrying more speed throughout a run (by going up, down and across like a big wave surfer, rather than straight up and down like a vert skater). Morrison also notes that skis, which are generally longer than snowboards, might also enhance skiers' abilities to capture more energy from pipe transitions than snowboarders.

Skiers like Dumont and C.R. Johnson have laid down pipe runs so huge they can only incorporate four or five hits into them, instead of the six to eight hits other skiers and top snowboarders can pull. Snowboarders, according to Bleiler, haven't always been encouraged to amp it up, and this concerns Bleiler more than the latest reading on the huge-ometer.

"At the Olympic qualifiers Andy Finch was penalized because he wasn't getting as many hits as everyone else—maybe just four absolutely huge ones—and that's definitely a problem with the sport now. It's inhibiting progression."

(And possibly the best part of this article...)

"He goes huge—I saw him at Tahoe, probably 22 feet out on his first hit. That's pretty damn big, and I don't think skiers are going bigger than Andy," she says.

They trying to start another snowboard vs. skier war here? Your guys' thoughts...
 
wow, they are really putting words in the mouths of skiers all over.

I have equal respect for skiers and snowboarders, and I think 99% of all competent skiers do as well.
 
What does ESPN have to do what wrestling federations do? Stir up where there isn't any drama, and doesn't need to be any drama. Why does ESPN feel like they have to have an angle on the story? I know it creates drama, in which people are more likely to pay attention...but it's annoying. Let's just have a contest, no storylines, no drama...pure competition.

I won't be surprised when ESPN announces there will be a "media day" before the X-Games to further polish off their storylines. This is sad. I can just hear Douglas now....

"Here's come the man from Kalispell, Montana. Tanner Hall, looking to repeat in Superpipe gold, with huge amplitude and clean tricks, he'll be at the top of his game. And he'd better be, Simon Dumont is looking to knock Tanner off the podium this year as he is in much better health. Remember, Simon took the bronze last year in superpipe while dealing with extreme back pain. And that is why they call it the X-Games!"

Sad. seriously.
 
I'm sorry, but what is "the niche sport of speed skiing?" Do they mean racing? I wouldn't call that a niche sport...
 
speed skiing is done on i think only 2 hills in the world - custom runs i think both in france.

u basically point down hill and staytucked till after thespeed trap. the top guys are doing 300kmh plus

as for the article, this is one of the reasons i want pipe in the olympics, so people stop being surprised that we go bigger. its shitting me.
 
are you fucking kidding me 300kmh?!?!?! Jesus if you crashed in a tuck they would probable have to pull your head out of your ass.
 
yea we are cool with snowboarders, they are cool with us. we can ride together now. lets not start a war because its a waste of time and its only worse for the sport
 
Correct me if I'm wrong but Friction force depends on friction coefficeint that is dependent on surface area and snow to base friction, while snow to base friction may be the same, snowboarders have more surface area therefore increasing friction coefficient which means they go slower

 
You know what I find interesting, the only people that diss me about skiing are the snowboarders whom know nothing about there sport, the people that have no idea what snowboarding is about and just do it because its a trend, every snowboarder that I ride with (the ones that havent swithched to skiing) thinks skiing is just as cool if not cooler because its not mostly a trend
 
this is kind of a stupid arguement. like, who really cares if candide goes 25 feet out and shaun white only goes 22 feet out. both are impressive. i think snowboarding has an advantage in butters, and is further progressed on rails. So both can have their strengths it doesn't mean one is better.
 
"Dumont usually orbits somewhere into the neighborhood of 25 feet"

vs.

"He goes huge—I saw him at Tahoe, probably 22 feet out on his first hit. That's pretty damn big, and I don't think skiers are going bigger than Andy," she says.

so, 25+' vs. 22+/-'...

I have absolute love for the sport of snowboarding, most of my friends board and we get along great. The thing that pisses me off is little douchebags (stereotypically boarders) who think they're the shit.

Prime example: Yesterday at the hill, some kid did a 50/50 (board) with one foot strapped in on a 1 - 1.5' wide box. He landed it sketchy, but I still said "Nice one!". He replied, not accoknoledging(sp?) my compliment, but rather "Yea, I pulled it, none of you bitches did it, I did." and hiked back up.

The sports are both awesome, who participates is the difference. Generally, douchebag little shits are boarders, gaypers who tool up the parks are skiers. IMO.
 
Scientifically that seems right. But logically taht means snowbladers would go biggest and thats flat out wrong.
 
Actually, force depends on friction coefficient and mass. Surface area really has no direct effect on friction at the macroscopic level. However, the surface area could effect how the mass is distributed over the board/skis. Basically, more mass per area = more friction.
 
And further quoting Douglas...

"This year the trick to beat will be the switch alley oop 900. Andreas Hatveit is among the few that can perform this trick, and let's break it down for you. First, there is the setup air usually a 360 or 720, then skiing switch, or backwards, across the transition, remaining as low as possible. As he approaches the lip, he sets his spin by winding up and throwing his body 900 degrees, that's 2 and a half rotations, up the pipe...thus calling it the alley oop. He puts the landing gear down and rides off to victory, all while skiing switch. That's the competition level here at the Superpipe, it's taking the level of skiing and raising the bar a few notches. Of course, Andreas will have to compete against Simon Dumont who goes huuuuge with his signature corkscrew 540 truckdriver. a truckdriver is grabbing both tips of the skis and driving the big ole truck."
 
QUICK: whats better, Johnny Tsunami or Brink!

And as for skiers v. snowboarders, I'm mad at snowboarders right now. One didn't know how to handle her shit and took me out, thereby stealing my ACL and straining both of my MCLs. But under regular circumstances I would say a. Johnnu Tsunami and b. I honestly have equal respect for both skiers and snowboarders. Each has their strong points as well as weak points and its important to realize that they arent the same in either. You have to apply what you know about that certain denomination, almost, to that certain run on that certain event. Then you can make a compairison and a conclusion but that might make it even harder to do...

Does that make any sense at all?
 
kinda lame the way they seem to be promoting the skiing/snowboarding rivalry, but for the most part the article is pretty accurate.
 
johnny tsunami!

and in that movie, they make the skiers look like jerks and rich boy fags and the snowboarders the ppl who are getting made fun of and look cooler..thats niceee
 
If you look closer though, the snowboarders think those spiky hats are the shit, and if you can straight air a jump, you are God. So who are they really portraying negatively? Both sports. FUCK DISNEY!
 
oh check the year on the movie man. this is before the steeze of armada was even concieved. it's good entertainment, its funny as hell, and its made for kids. stop hating on johnny tsunami. stop hating in general. its an awesome movie in my opinion.
 
BRINK>>>>>> omg. what a drop. but yeah .. fuck expn and sal mastakala and its bullshit.. i mean i ski at hood which is domanated by knuckle draggers and eveybody gets along, i mean were dooing the same thing just what weapon you chose to shred the slope. but still there are cocksmoking skiers and there are faggot snowboarders but thats life i mean shithawks will fly whereever the rest try to live,
 
flatspinner is on point.

skiers can go bigger in the pipe because we have double the edges to hold

snowboarders have a huge advantage in butters and presses on rails because they can push down with one foot and pull up with the other, creating a lot more force than a skier "pressing" nose or tail by leaning forward or back.

diversity is good with mutual respect. it's all big snow fun
 
I'm definatly no fan of ESPN, but I only view this article as a thurough look at the physics of snowboarding and skiing. I don't see any flaming.

I also think it's good that the article takes topics things like the "not enough hits"-rule.
 
I definately wouldn't call it anything near thorough. There has been more insight into the physics of the two sports on this thread... and that's not saying much at all.
 
they are definitely trying to rock the boat, because if you go to expn and read the captions underneath the pictures for the article you can totally see that they are trying to pull a fast one or something.

This is the final sentence in the article: And so continues the rivalry, and the quest for knowledge, power and the latest in anti-gravity counter-measures.

Or, it could just be an extremly horribly written article, which could also be a possibility, i mean, i don think that most of the people at EXPN even know what they are talking about


 
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