Stories from last night

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Mr_Bump

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I don't remember

but I was just sick a minute ago (11am, UK)

and there was a used johnny on the floor

no girl

except my housemate, downstairs in her own bed

she has a boyfriend

was I raped?

I don't know

Goodbye
 
I was hoping people would share some funny drinking events.

As it transpired I was still very intoxicated and resultant thread did not deliver in any way

swing [x]

miss [x]
 
drank a 12 pack last night and smoked i think 8 blunts throughout the night. i was retarded and walked up to two dif girls and straight went in for the kill haha..one went along with it and the other slapped me in the face..i dont remember past 2am but id say a pretty epic night lol
 
Last night she said

Oh baby I feel so down

When you turn me off

When I feel left out

So I, I turned round

Oh baby don't care no more

I know this for sure

I'm walking out that door

Well I've been in town for just about fifteen minutes now

And baby I feel so down

And I don't know why

I've been walking for miles

And people they don't understand

Your girlfriends they can't understand

Your grandsons they won't understand

On top of this I ain't ever gonna understand

Last night she said

Oh baby don't feel so down

When you turn me off

When I feel left out

So I, I turned round,

Oh baby gonna be alright

It was a great big lie

Cause I left that night

Yeah

Oh people they don't understand

No girlfriends they don't understand

In spaceships they won't understand

And me I ain't ever gonna understand

Last night she said

Oh baby I feel so down

She could turn me off

When I feel left out

So I turned round

Oh little girl I don't care no more

I know it's for sure

I'm walking out that door, yeah

 
got fucking soaked in the rain at Wachusett, came home and sat on my ass, and browsed the internet till like 12 then went to sleep.
 
Went to an art showing

Everyone there be tripping balls on some drugs or something because art was fucked up and weird.

Scary at times.

Go to an afterparty that they were debuting

Got into a bar, still 19.

Free beer,

Woke up on my couch, don't remember anything after getting there.

Car in driveway have wallet and phone

Success
 
werdup im from acton^

got trashed last night per usual. may or may not have peed in my room the verdict is not out on that yet. i have a mysterious cut on my ear. some girl wanted to get it in but i was too preoccupied with eating my goldfish come late night. fuck i need to smoke. my brain hurts
 
I never drunk drive, even when I get shit faced I make sure I have my keys somewhere else. I'm smart about that. I think my roomates actually came and picked me up(they owed me on anyways) and got my car as well.

So I understand your concern. Trust me, I've had some friends mess up their lives from DUI's and accidents. Its a real deal. 9/10 times though my car is still at the place i started at. So last night was just a win win.
 
Went to my buddies house next to campusEveryone brought two cases with them

200 gallon tub of ice and beer

We had a DJ

I got shmammered

Start dancing with random girls

Things got weird

Buddy and I took them to get food

Walk them home

They sprinted away from us 100 yards from there house

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My night. 3:00 pm, last class head to dorm.

3:15 pm receive a text.

4:00 pm meet with friends smoke J.

4:15 get on bus

4:35 explore a forest

4:50 smoke two bowls

5:00 catch bus

5:25 eat dinner

6:00 return to dorm, study

7:00 drink half a fifth

7:30 smoke a blunt with some friends

9:00 take two shots and drink a beer, head to party.

3:00 am get into dorm and fall asleep.
 
I'd like to reassure (or disappoint) you that my butthole is perfectly in tact. It is still delightfully virgin, and thanks to my thorough/borderline cleaning treatment it is also sparkly shiny. No skid marks here, not ever

I have been getting quite pleasant flashbacks, and confirm that Mr_Bump got his bump on. The good kind of Bump
 
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