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Filet-O-Fish

Filet-O-Fish

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my first pair of skis were 7 inches taller then me and old dynastars from 1970 :Pmy boots were three sizes to big so i stuffed the front with napkins and wore three pairs of wool socks.

fell in love with the sport and for the next ENTIRE year saved my 5 buck allowence so i could get some better skis and boots at the local sale.

 
I bought a crusty sock from El_Barto on S/T, put it on and about 9 months later I grew a 6th toe. WTF/!?!?!/
 
had my first pair of twins stolen from the hill. my own fault for leaving them outside unattended while i was in for lunch with my friends, but the worst part was that i separated them. put on ski against the lodge, another off in the ski rack. someone obviously scoped that shit out and jacked em.

i was so fucking pissed. even worse was explaining to my parents how my brand new skis of like 6 weeks were stolen since they were a present from them.

parents feeling disappointed in you like you didn't care about something just makes you sick.
 
Olive Garden Sausage and stuffed Rigatoeni Cream Sauce, has since been pulled from the menu. :-(
 
Some guy gave me a banned meal from Olive Garden and I threw it up and gave it to a homeless man
 
Yo some homeless man tried selling me a severed and crusty toe, but i bought it and put it in some woman's soup at wendy's!
 
I must have bought the toe from some other homeless man. Is your's still up for sale? I'm quite interested
 
Some dude told me he spent four days meditating and then went and got soup at Wendy's. There was a toe in it, which he swears came straight from Jesus. I bought it but felt silly, so passed it along by putting it in the top of a soft serve icecream machine.
 
two years ago i bought sollie 2012's and it was a terrible decision because they are ugly as shit and are breaking and are pretty bad skis and i want to kill myself because its going to be another season on 2012's
 
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