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14601923:cyphers said:
european daily routine

- wake up

- eat disgusting 1 ingredient breakfast

- seethe over the existence of americans

- spend entire day shit posting on american websites

- more seething

- watch soccer team lose by 9 goals "fuckin americans"

- pay 70% income tax

- smoke break (entire pack)

- avoid brushing teeth

- sleep

14602006:Jibbcore said:
American daily routine

wake up

step on the scale it says 2 mcdonalds (200kg) no muscles

eat 10 cheeseburgers and a liter coca cola

take youre jeep and drive 3 eagles (30 meter) to Walmart

go in there shoot 3 people

go to the church and pray to a fictional character called god

have a snack (3 pizzas)

smoke weed

go home

watch ”american football” (rugby with a helmet on) and drink light beer

eat barbeque

read bible

Having lived on both continents I can confirm that these takes are 100% accurate.
 
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