Stoners of NS: Drug Test

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I have a drug test in 36 hours. The last time I smoked was 15 days ago but I smoked a lot a lot during those few days. I probably smoked a gram to two grams within three days and smoked was smoking almost daily before that. I'm 18, pretty skinny, haven't done much physical excercise and haven't been excessively hydrating.

I know I should drink a lot of water and cranberry juice and hit the treadmill.

Should I also pick up one of those detox drinks? Does that stuff help? Any other tips? Its an EMIT test and if thats positive it goes to GC/MS test.
 
Lots of vitamin c drink a shit ton of water don't eat practically anything, until the day of the test, load yourself with carbs and only piss in the cup midstream you should be good
 
3-4 of your next 36 hours should be spent peeing, just drink a lot of water or cranberry juice if you can and exercise
 
someone tell me why cranberry juice works? like the actual science behind it... no the broscience behind why your buddy passed with it.
 
get a 5 hour energy, they have niacin which flushes stuff out. get physical. drink energy drink too, they'll probably mess up your piss
 
Drink a ton of water and cranberry juice and other things high in Niacin. It will cleanse your body. Also, since your piss will be so dilluted, make sure you drink something high in vitamin B12 several hours before the test which will help make your piss yellow and not clear(clear will cause an immediate denial in the test)

Just took mine this afternoon. Hoping the adderall is all out of my system from finals
 
I half assed a drug test last semester because I only had 4 days and I figured it wasn't worth trying. All I did was buy one of these detox drinks from a head shop. They cost like 60 bucks and are the grossest thing ever, just get it down and I passed after smoking every day prior to the 4 days.
 


1) cranberry juice is a diuretic and as such just removes water from your body, does not burn fat and remove THC, don't bother with it. people say it works because they are just diluting they're piss with it. Also don't bother with the headshop drinks.

2) exercise a ton. especially high intensity stuff, like liners and sprints. I mean to point of puking. If you play a sport , remember hellweek, ya do that...pluss some.

3) eat like a bird and what you do eat make it protein.

4) niacin. it dialates small blood vessels which run throughout your tissue. the theory here is that it allows for easier transport of the thc from your fat, because the passagways are dialated.

5) 24 hours before test: IMPORTANT: EAt like a fucking horse anything and everything. you don't want to be burning any fat at this point, because that will release thc into your system. Drink like a camel, you want to dilute your piss. Take B-vitamins, it will make your piss turn yellow instead of clear. Start loading Creatine like 3 days before, labs test this to make sure you are not diluting your piss. piss midstream. You can still get caught if the specific gravity of the piss is off, sorry no help there.

Seriously this is the only thing you can do if you actually plan on using your own piss.

Better options:

THe Whizzinator

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/whizzinator.htm

More options are having someones piss in a big visine bottle, or smaller turkey baster.

Bottom line is it all depends on how fat you are and how much you smoke, not how often.

BIG difference"
 
also just go down to your local walmart and buy a simple 7 dollar test. you can get a test specifically for weed. take the test to find out if you will drop dirty
 
Sometimes buying urine doesn't work because I heard some places do a temperature test to make sure it's at 98.6..,
 
Wait 1-2grams day os alot???

Those detox drink are disgudting but work miracles, i smoled everyday of the summer, or at least 1on2 days and i smoked lots and at the end of the summer my parents said that they thought i smoked weed i said no they made me do a drug test 3 days after and i asked a my doctor and he said it took 6 months to get out of the system, so i drank lots and bought 2 of those: guess what, i passed!
 
ay bro its called green clean. you can get it at the local porn shop. its the best 42 dollars you will ever spend. me an my friends use it all the time. u gotta stop smoking or whatever 3 days before your drug test. the box even says 200 percent money back guarantee an i know atleast eight ppl who use it monthly

 
so this sounds pretty fucking dumb, but i think it worked...

my friend drank 20 large bottles of water the day of a drug test, having smoked the night before. when he pissed in the cup, it was pretty much straight water, so they couldn't test it. they were like, "fine, you drank too much water, you didn't know. come back and take the test in a week."
so he didnt smoke for a week, just did acid because that doesn't show up in a urine test....
but i dont know how much that would work for you.
 
thc is fat soluble. so while water will help to a small, small degree, it won't flush it out of your system the way it will flush water soluble drugs (like cocaine, i believe). things high in niacin do help a little as well (according to what i've read), but there is no way to truly 'detox.' the only real way to effectively get rid of the thc is by burning the fat that it is in (which is where water can come in. i assume staying hydrated when you exercise helps you burn fat more effectively). that being said, if it's been two weeks and you're young with a fast metabolism, i really wouldn't be worried about it.
drug tests are designed to see if you've been smoking recently, like the last week. ideally, they give drug tests to make sure you're not high on the job, and it just so happens that that requires that you not smoke outside of work either since there is no way to test for consumption within a certain time frame (that i know of). so that should give you a little comfort. they're more to determine if you're smoking now, not if you've smoked in the past
 
and as others have said, drink water on the day of (although not too much or else the test result will come back as diluted and they'll make you do it again), try to piss a few times before the test, and piss into the cup midstream
 
Excercised like crazy, been pounding water and cranberry juice, now I'm about to load up on carbs

I passed my home drug test kit I bought at CVS yesterday morning so I should be fine, and its going to be about 18 days since I last smoked.

I think I'm good.
 
Saying this from experience. I took a late notice drug test way back in the day. And for the record, I don't think marijuana has been out of my system in years, but with a good remedy you can trick someone into thinking that it wasnt there in the first place! Let's get started shall we?

1.) Intense Exercise (Sit-Ups, Push-Ups, Treadmill, SEX)

2.) Cranberry Juice

3.) Sweat

4.) Gallons of Water (1 glass an hour)

5.) Extensive Pissing

6.) NO MORE SMOKING.

Your system will be cleared soon enough, i passed a drug test with 2 days notice after smoking endless amounts, i think only because of my high metabolism and i drank a gallon of water within one day (threw up). I must add, if your fat, your FUCKED. THC stays in your fat cells and that shit will remain in your fat cells for a good 30 days. As a last resort, buy a flush kit.

Good Luck, hope this helps somewhat.
 
i know without even seeing you that im fatter than you and after I smoked for 14 days straight, all bong, and two to three times a day it only took me 9 days to get it out of my system with drinking a gallon of water a day and lots of cardio..
 
i know without even seeing you that im fatter than you and after I smoked for 14 days straight, all bong, and two to three times a day it only took me 9 days to get it out of my system with drinking a gallon of water a day and lots of cardio..
 
also refer to the 20+ other threads about this on here. The hundreds on other forums, The guides full of information all over the internet.
 
drink 2 gallons of pure organic cranberry juice. I have done it in 2 days since last time smoked with the same time frame... also if you can get your hands on some stat flush they have it at health stores usually. thats all the info I can give.. and the cranberry juice should be good enough. as long as your not morbidly obese you should be fine. only stating that cause THC gets stored in your fat cells
 
specifically what does the cranberry juice do? I know it is a diuretic so it will make you piss a bunch, but what does it actually do help remove the thc from your fat, or does it mask the tch markers in youur urine.

i just would like to hear why people think it works...other than "well it worked for me IDK"
 
first off.. you haven't smoked in So long.. and it wasn't really that much. so you should be fine.

anddd just for good luck.. like an hour before you drop take a jell-o packet and put it in a big bottle of water (about a liter) and drink it. my friend's on probation and he did this every week and passed..
 
doesn't really help to remove thc, at least not nearly to the degree people think it will. people just think it works because cranberry juice is a diuretic and therefore a 'cleanser,' but it doesn't really actually help in this case. it's just a common myth that most people don't actually research for themselves. on the day of the test, it will help mask thc by diluting your urine, but there's really not much point in drinking it days or weeks before a drug test (like i did until i found out it wouldn't help).
but i think you kinda already knew all that
 
I wouldn't completely disregard the drinks they sell at head shops. I've seen numerous friends pass test in a very short time.

I doubt it cleans your system but if you pass who gives a fuck.

Studies have shown aspirin has masking qualities of thc. Bleach is the best completely masking thc but you'll die if you drink bleach.

My strategy to BEAT a test, is to prepare as far ahead of time as possible. In a 24 hour situation. Drink too much water 5 hours prior to test and take 2 aspirin. 2 hours prior have 2 8 ounce glasses and 3 aspirin. Make sure and pee throughout the day and hit it midstream in a cup.

You won't be clean but you will pass. Creatine shake would be a good idea as well.
 
my brother bought that fake pee stuff. he just heated it up before going in, kept it in his pants, used it. and it worked. meh.
 
Don't exercise!!!

It's too close to the test, THC is stored in fat, you don't wanna be burning that fat and releasing the THC this close to the test.
 
piss midstream for sure and my friend mixed his piss with spit to fuck it up somehow...all I know is he passed that way
 
Im going to this camp for 16 days and everyone drinks there and my parents are drug testing me when i get home

will alcohol show up on tests?

thanks
 
This man knows what he's talking about. And I'm built just like you tall and really skinny, except I work out a ton, you'll be fine if you do this, I've passed many tests doing this with about 3 days notice.
 
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