Stoner teachers

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snowmosexual

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I have this stoner teacher that teaches my digital video making class. He went on a talk once about how college is the time to experiment with anything, Anything. Then he went on to say that this anything would be drugs, women, education, religion. So lets hear your stoner teacher stories!
 
My video productions teacher ran a mmj collective and it was known around Seattle for having the fire ass nugs no joke. My friend in the class got hit with a possession charge and the school freaked out and suspended him. My teacher then went on this big thing about how weed should be legalized and the school is wrong by allowing under age kids to get addicted and smoke cigarettes that kill people and how when weed comes up its a huge ass issue.

He then recommend my friend get an mmj card so he wouldn't get caught up.

Another one of my teachers smoked hella pot and all the teachers thought he was a big stoner hippy haha that dude smoked tough and would always try out some wild ass way of teaching
 
13165006:SDrvper said:
one teacher has a tradition of coming to the prom after party and smoking with the students at my school

smoked a cigar and a blunt at my prom after party /claim
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Lol he doesn't get in trouble for that? One of my teachers was selling hella bud to students and she got canned fast. It was all over the news lol.
 
Gym teacher has been to 150+ dead concerts and still goes to phish events, friend saw him baked at one last summer and hes always happy as fuck,

9th grade english teacher always has red eyes and wears khakis and flip flops.
 
History of the Art teacher was talking about how you can't really admire a painting unless you are either high or under emotional shock and recommended to student to smoke a joint before going to the museum later in the semester.
 
A math prof I had would casually drop that he used creativity enhancing plants to really understand the concepts of math and insinuated we do the same. I gotta say, it helped sometimes but it can be dangerous if you really need to get things done.

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My calculus professor is 2 years younger than me and smokes a ton of weed. I know because we had a nice drunken chat at the bar recently.
 
well i don't normally talk about this on here but i did go to a ski academy...haha i can think of several teachers there that smoked and even grew weed.
 
Went on a school hike and I had a boonie hat on, and my english teacher asked me what about the hat, and i told her i did all my "recreational activities" while wearing it and she said "ohhhhh i know all about that".

Another time I came to my first period class stoned and my german teacher asked what I had for breakfast, and i said "like 3 or 4 bowls of lucky charms" and he said "oh yeah love how those lucky charms make me feel too" with a wink.
 
fwiw, damn near every person i know who has become a teacher likes to smoke that devil's lettuce. i'd venture to say that a lot more of your teachers get down than you realize.
 
my global studies teacher is chyll as fuck and talks in this long slowed voice and plays instrumental wu-tang because he got caught playing normal wutang. also has squinty eyes
 
13165071:GhosterCoaster said:
A math prof I had would casually drop that he used creativity enhancing plants to really understand the concepts of math and insinuated we do the same. I gotta say, it helped sometimes but it can be dangerous if you really need to get things done.

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Oh man maths are the worst when you're faded.. Coming from an engineer student who blazes every night.
 
13165163:RevolverHustleO said:
Oh man maths are the worst when you're faded.. Coming from an engineer student who blazes every night.
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Eventually you'll learn that there's more to life than just smoking weed every night after classes, such as smoking weed every morning and periodically throughout the day. Some of my best tests I've taken I could barely form a complete sentence in conversation, but luckily that doesn't matter for us in the applied sciences.
 
my 9th grade biology teacher was a huge stoner. we would always go into the woods and work on "projects" but they were never really graded at all. we'd end up just dicking around in the woods and he'd disappear for like a half hour. in the winter one lab period we made an igloo and he slept in it on the night of his anniversary.
 
13165198:GhosterCoaster said:
Some of my best tests I've taken I could barely form a complete sentence in conversation, but luckily that doesn't matter for us in the applied sciences.
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Amen.

I dunno about consuming more though, I'm already ashamed of my smoking/drinking habits. Shit I can't even go to sleep without being fucked up
 
Never had any stonner teachers but I did have a Com Tech teacher that showed up to class one morning drunk. He sat in his desk for about 5 minutes slurring when he talked until someone asked him if he was drunk. He got up saying he had to go to the bathroom and never came back.
 
13165379:prolapsed_anus said:
The librarian at my school is a huge stoner. He'll come to school and reek so bad, and can never seem to stop giggling.
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haha same with mine. my librarian takes it to a new level and walks around with no shoes on... not even joking, ive never seen him in a pair of shoes or socks
 
My English professor straight up told my class she ate pot brownies in class with her students in the 70's. its definitely true because she is always spaced the fuck out in left field
 
I had a history teacher in 9th grade that was well known for smoking weed regularly. After I graduated he got arrested for asking students for naked pictures on facebook. The article in the paper talked about how he was also addicted to coke and prescription pills. Not chill.

However I did have a couple of other teachers in High school who blazed and were actually cool.
 
13165320:SDrvper said:
To be honest I'm surprised it hasn't been noticed. but smoking a cigar isn't illegal, just the blunt i guess, no kids are trying to get him in trouble so its not like they are spreading it at school and shit
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Haha yeah just seems risky for his job but what ever more power to the guy if he is able to get away with it. I knew teachers that showed up to class obviously blazed so thats no too different i guess.
 
13165138:Barefootin_Fiend said:
fwiw, damn near every person i know who has become a teacher likes to smoke that devil's lettuce. i'd venture to say that a lot more of your teachers get down than you realize.
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qfe
 
13165006:SDrvper said:
one teacher has a tradition of coming to the prom after party and smoking with the students at my school

smoked a cigar and a blunt at my prom after party /claim
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I don't believe this at all.
 
Funny thread. My good friend is an 5th grade teacher. He comes over to my house the other day, sits down on my couch, and proceeds to tell me that he had a d.a.r.e officer in his classroom today to talk about marijuana. Seconds after saying that to me I look over and he pulls out a joint and takes a massive rip. I think I laughed for over an hour.
 
Oh my god I can't believe I forgot to post about my 8th grade history teacher. Dude was a huge hippie. He'd often take his shoes off in class and walk around in his socks. Had medium length curly blond unkempt hair and had a shamrock tattoo. Took a sick day on saint pattys day. He was only at my school for a year. Then one of my buddies found this article (his name was kendrick pangman).
http://m.elkodaily.com/news/local/t...11df-a177-001cc4c002e0.html?mobile_touch=true

And then somehow this slipped past a school districts background check about a half hour from me and he got hired for like a half year there before they realized.
 
There's a teacher at my high school who got caught with weed in his car but not even fired or anything when there was a drug search for students cars
 
when i was in HS my teachers name was Mr. Green and I never fully knew if he smoked but his eyes were really red in class sometimes.

One time he was writing on the board and talking about what he was writing but mostly to himself and then on the last letter he just trailed off with his chalk all the way across the board and was giggling as he was doing it. Turns around and looks at the class like "what the fuck are you all doing here" was some funny shit

On a sort of related note my friend seshed before a science field trip one time in the morning and then when he went to give his permission form to Mr. Green he had his weed folded up in the form and handed it to him...
 
My school has a Radio station with three production rooms, on the weekend we need supervisors to watch the students with show, on day my friend was trying to do homework in one of the production rooms but she couldn't because it stank of weed wayyyyy too much. Our supervisor basically admitted to smoking in the room. it still smells 4 weeks later
 
my science teacher is a super dead head and is crazy into pink floyd. he also used to be a backcountry guide he's maad chyll
 
3rd grade teacher, he was a huge hippy never wore his shoes and liked to wear drug rugs. He would play his guitar for over an hour each day and just sing to us. He was the man. Unfortunately he got busted for growing and got fired. I still see him around town without shoes, playing his guitar.
 
When I was in fourth grade, my elementary school art teacher and her husband who was a third grade teacher brought me to the school's fall fair (they were family friends of some sort). They picked me up stoned out of their minds. I had no idea what was wrong with them then but when I started getting into smoking the herb I remember my first thought was, wow this smells like Mrs. Chase. Then I pieced it together. I can't remember one time I went to get class and she didn't smell at least a little dank.
 
My elementary art teacher got caught ripping a bowl in the school parking lot.

On a slightly related note. My 8th grade English teacher would drop a flask into her coffee everyday, and my 7th grade English teacher once showed off his collection of cocaine rings to the class.
 
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