Stoner greeting cards

click on the link. it's stupid and not worth your time. on second thought, don't click on the link.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
I got a 12 inch scar, and it doesnt bother me. Propoganda bullshit

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Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code

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i have a 12 inch penis, and it doesnt bother me.

i took the quiz on the other site, and i decided to respond to their responses.

Correct!

Marijuana is not a harmless little plant. Smoking marijuana can lead to some changes in your brain similar to those caused by cocaine, heroin and alcohol. Marijuana contains the same cancer-causing chemicals as tobacco. It can also ruin your future, by getting you kicked out of school or off a sports team, or get you in trouble with the law. You call that harmless? And besides, the fact that something is 100 percent natural doesn't mean it's good for you. Heroin is synthesized from a chemical produced by the opium poppy. Cocaine is extracted and refined from the coca plant. These are two of the most harmful drugs known today.

You just proved that cocaine and heroin are not natural u fucking dumbass. Refining, synthesizing from a chemical? Maybe you should stop smoking the reefer.

Research proves that marijuana is addictive.² It's true that withdrawal might not be as severe as with heroin or other drugs, but research shows that people who regularly smoke marijuana have withdrawal symptoms-drug cravings, decreased appetite, nervousness, irritability, stomach pain, aggression, and anxiety, among others

What kind of research? Not the kind that you do, since it is illegal for you to do it. If you look at it that way, everything has an addictive side to it. I never heard of a stoner no having an apetite you stupid son of a bitch. The stomache pains pbly caused by having no food when ure hungry because ure STONED

Marijuana affects the skills needed for safe driving: alertness, the ability to concentrate, coordination and reaction time. A study of patients in a shock-trauma unit who had been in traffic crashes found that 15 percent of those who had been driving a car or motorcycle had been smoking marijuana, and another 17 percent had both THC (the active ingredient in marijuana) and alcohol in their blood.

I know I shouldn’t be reading ahead, but isn’t another one of ure “statistics” say that traces of marijuana will be in ure blood for weeks? So how the FUCKING HELL do you know they were high at the time?

Around 15% sounds like the amount of people that do marijuana anyways, so this was totally superfluous. As is the statistic for both thc and alcohol in the blood. I thought this was about MJ not alcohol.

Marijuana contains the same cancer-causing chemicals as tobacco-including the deadly carcinogen benzopyrene-and at higher concentrations. Smoking four joints a week is equivalent of smoking an entire pack of cigarettes every day which, even in the short term, leads to lung and respiratory problems. Long-term use increases the chances of tissue damage and lung cancer. Regardless of the content of THC (the intoxicating chemical in marijuana) the amount of tar inhaled by marijuana smokers and the level of carbon monoxide absorbed are three to five times greater than that of tobacco smokers. A study conducted at the University of California, Los Angeles shows that the way smokers inhale marijuana and hold it in the lungs adds to the damage.

No. Simply put, cigarettes have added chemicals that make the lungs bleed so nicotine can be more easily absorbed, not to mention fillers, and chemicals that speed up the burning process. And not to mention the fact that for every gram of weed smoked at least 10,000 more cigarettes are smoked.

Can impair judgment and make a person more likely to get into trouble The popular stereotype of the pot user is the 'mellow' label. The facts don't support this image. Smoking dope can lead to anxiety, panic attacks, depression, and paranoia.6 Teens who become regular marijuana users are three times as likely to have suicidal thoughts than those who don't, according to the National Household Survey on Drug Abuse.7 The Household Survey also found that teens who frequently use marijuana are almost four times as likely to commit a violent act-either against people or property-than those who don't. They're five times as likely to steal

The only time I have ever stolen anything was when I was drunk. If its good enough shit you wont be capable of stealing anything without laughing ure ass off. Panic attacks? Paranoia? Depression? Then that cant be the cause of those stealing because u’ll be too busy hyperventilating, knowing I’m gonna get caught, and thinkn I’m to stupid and ugly to steal something.

Even after users stop feeling the effects of marijuana, the drug can linger in the body for a few weeks. That means it can be detected by a standard drug test long after its initial use

Finally, the first real fact, and its at the end of the quiz.

I like my women, like i like my coffee. Grinded up and put in the freezer.

'10$ for the bible?! How much for the koran?'-karl
 
now that was relevent nipe! its funnt how they contradict there own statements. fucking dumbasses

if you give your clone a hand job, is it masturbation or incest?

-lateralis
 
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