Stoned Student Tackles Oedipus...

hahahahahah i haven't seen that in ages, still fucking hilarious.

wasn't that acually somebody's off NS, or am i remembering wrong?
 
i don't think anyone on here is capable of spewing out pure gold like that. but i don't think it's real though. the teacher marks give it away. regardless, it's fucking hilarious.
 
there's like 6 essays like that, well not in that much detail, but like 2 page papers.

actually, right now we're reading oedipus and our teacher just makes us write on anything about the book. i think my buddy, who doesn't do shit anyways, would turn it in. hahaha. ap lit, what a classic.
 
i could see it being real because now actually reading the book the whole thing goes along with the plot line of oedipus, if the assignment had been like write a modernized satire of oedipus and then if it was a laid back teacher and shit i could see this being real
 
haha yeah right after i first read this my humanities class studied oedipus rex. i was seriously considering passing it in as an essay or at least showing it to my teacher because she rocks and would find it hilarious.
 
wow sweet bump for a fake essay that the kid never even handed in.

which teacher that passed teachers college would say "page is 'to' big" oh thats right it should say "page is TOO big"

 
dude that shit was fuckin hilarious, and the fact that he still got a passing grade is fuckin even more funny, D - , hell ya brooo "the greeks invented anal lube. and thats my conclusion" haha classic

 
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ahahahahah no way he got 61%...i laughed so hard at the works cited
 
hahahahahaha " and Oeidipus blinded himself and became a wandering beggar, because the Beetles did it and it was cool." ahahahhahahahahahahahaha
 
Spotted owls, take note. You serve no purpose, I have a gun, and your feathers make a pretty neat hat.

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
 
Ridin in a benzo poppin my colla

See some fine wenches i hafta holla

Diamonds, gold and the allmighty dolla

Im odepidus bitch the original balla

I bust out my 9 to light up yo impala

fuck that police

lmao
 
Thats pretty funny but no way is it real. The whole "I'll fucking" kill you, yes this is a threat" thing? The teacher circles "fucking"? No a real teacher would not do this. I'd like to see the same paper only handed in for real. That would be hilarious.
 
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