STOMPED. That's gotta hurt.

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Dave (Trevorwoulddoit) was on a fuckin' ROLL today. He destroyed the park, bombed the bottom of a sketch run switch (the snow wasn't great, so that made it pretty insane... I'm not really doing it justice), and was generally making me look bad by comparison. So a bunch of us are cruising down a green switch, Simon (Jib_this) is jibbing every rock everywhere, and we're all hitting this rut jump on the side of the run. It wasn't bad for what it was, we were getting about 5 feet up, but it isn't a sudden lip so you could stretch the distance out 20 feet or so, and the landing is huge. Only problem is, being a green run, these dumb gomers are all over the place, some of them cruising off the jump and sitting on the landing. Given the shitty weather, it was pretty much the best hit on the mountain, so this started pissing us all off a bit... we tried to figure out how to keep them from dropping into the thing when we were trying to hit it, but nothing really worked. And it's not like 90% of them know what 'DROPPING' means. We had a few close calls, but in between, Dave was nailing some 180s... the way he hits them, they look almost like a zero from downhill, because his tails get up really high. It looks great. But he kept getting cut off by these kids... he was flipping out. Finally, he just snaps. Next time up, he drops in as fast as possible, pops, and throws the biggest, styliest 1 of the day... right onto a passing snowboarder girl who wouldn't get out of the way. I was talking to John (Vantownloc) at the time, and Simon was SUPPOSED to be making sure no one got into the landing, but he ended up just laughing while Dave effectively landed right on this Girl (Note: Simon is an evil bastard). He completely nailed the landing on top of her, too... STOMPED to shit. She wasn't getting up. In fact, she seemed to be impressed into the snow. It was the most insane thing I have ever witnessed... all I could do was stand there with my jaw dropped, and quietly utter 'Hooooly shit... stomped to fuck'. He was just lying there on his back on the ground; his only comment about the whole thing was 'Fuck.' I think Dave probably feels bad about this, but honestly, it was totally her fault. There was no way we could have been clearer, with three of us waving people out of the way of the landing and keeping them from snaking us. Still, it obviously is too bad. I assume she's okay, though... despite the fact that we still have no idea what happened to her after they carted her off. But in any case, I seriously doubt she'll be getting in peoples' way again, because that seriously must have been... less than fun. At any rate, I thought that was worth sharing.

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Maybe I should have stipulated... if you're too dumb to read 300 words or so, don't bother.

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His friend hit a jump and landed on a lady while stomping a trick at the same time, the lady got compressed into the snow and they don't know what happened to her. Nice story, that would be really intense, it happened to me at Fernie but i didnt stomp on top of a lady i just landed on her.

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it happens at every hill and i hate it when it happens. people just dont have any common sense. i wish there were a way to keep people like that outta the park but i dont know how...so until then, we'll just have to keep massacaring the gapers

 
I can't decide if thats funny or just horrible. At least it was a snowboarder.

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I read it and thatr is fuckin insane. I know this may sound mean but i really wish I could have seen thgat. Just the thought of as you say getting fuckin STOMPED!! Its sounds neat!!

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ohmygod yeah but no but yeah but thats absolutely terrible i cant believe it.

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ahahahhahaha i bet she wont forget that one

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That's horrible but honestly, sometimes I just feel like doing that. I'm thinking of making a really funny park etiquette video with all the retards in the park.

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i think she deserved it...maybe it would have been better if he 180 right over her. scared her shitless then he could flip out about how stupid she was

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they had to toboggan her off the mountain!!?? that is horrible, she probably broke every bone in her body! i mean, aren't you afraid of getting sued?

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i dont think jd cares, as it wasnt his fault, but then again i think he would know whether or not to be worried seen his enlarged brain capacity

anyways, thats fucking hilarious

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yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.

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Hahahahaha, reading that story just made me laugh almost at every sentence. I bet you could have made a really funny cartoon at that poor girl's expense.

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I'm also toying with the idea of making a 'park etiquitte' video, but it wouldn't be a joke. It would show all the people in the parks that have NO business being there. I want to put a sign up at Killington that says 'if you're not going to clear the obstacle, and are too stupid to get out of other people's way, then GO TO RAM'S HEAD!'

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I used to get yelled at all the time by people for standing in landing zones. Then one time a snowboarder landed on me after a rail and rode right over me. It was embarassing. Now I stay out of the way and wear a helmet.

 
hahaha

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damn that would have been funny to watch. wish i was there.

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haha stupid snowboarder, hate it wen people get in ur way...little kids...

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okay, maybe i'm misunderstanding, but this doesnt seem to make sense. you and your friends were sessioning a small natural lip, doing 180's, and a kid landed on another person because jib-this wasnt spotting right, and you think it's the girl's fault?

 
they were being reckles by sessioning something like that, but how big of a tool are you to not get out of the fucking way?

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dave is my fucking hero.

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read the actual post...it wasnt a park...no park pass can save you from gomers on runs outside the park

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I love when kids just drop right after eachother then the first one fall then the second on top of him then the third... It is very funny to watch...

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awesome, you nailed the shit out of some beginner boarder who doesn't understand the rules of the mountain yet...congradulations

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Hows dave after that one cuz he musted have been a little fucked after that?

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that's pretty intense. what happened at the end? (my i have a.d.d.)

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damnit, i knew i shouldve gone to grouse. did the girl get armada imprinted onto her from his skis?

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thats why you shouldnt waste your time with 'rut' jumps onto the side of a run...you hit someone then your fucked

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was that at whistler, and if yes what run? haha funny story altho I always feel bad when stuff like that happens to me(when I do something bad to someone), even if its not my fault.

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Uhh....if you landed on this lady, its definitely not her fault. You're definitely responsible for making sure the landings clear before you jump...if your buddy wasn't paying attention and didn't tell you, then oh fucking well, it's still your fault. I hate kids that think they're in the right when they really don't know what they're talking about.

 
JD_May, I'm pretty surprised at your lack of insight here buddy. You're pretty much waaay off on this one. That was NOT her fault, and you guys should feel bad, you guys were in the wrong, big time. First, it was a green run, not the park. A public, BEGINNERS run. Second, the public does not know the rules of the park or even what a park or twintip is, you CANNOT except them to understand that you are hitting this jump and that they need to steer cleer. Third, its YOUR responsibility to make sure the landing is clear. This point is only further exacerbated by the fact that there was no landing, only the rest of the hill. Not cool dude, the lady or girl did nothing wrong, you guys were being reckless and injured someone. Think things through before you place blame. You can't expect people who don't ski to understand our sport and know the rules of it. Maybe that lady was the world's best wakeboarder and the next day she is out wakeboarding and you are out fishing. You don't unerstand the clockwise only rule going around the lake and and the 100 yard distance rule and when she is driving a double up for her friend, you get in the way and she creams your boat and wrecks it. You aren't an idiot, just unfamiliar with the rules of that sport. Bad example, but you get the idea.

 
i can see your point^, but i still would like to post a list of injuries that gapers and people that carve down landings sustain at the top of every park. maybe they would think before they go in there

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She wasn't hurt, just kinda shocked.

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that was so awsome....dave lands on the girl and all JD can think is, 'FUCK, Stomped the shit outta that!'

that is amazing

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ya but it was still prity funny

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if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

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...glad to see others agree with me on this...

all you retards who were like 'hell ya, serves her right!' are idiots

 
yeah thats a little rough, give the people on the green runs the respect they deserve, which is space! sounded like a preventable accident.

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