Stomach Virus? Anyone?

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slaydave

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for the past two days i have been exploding from both ends with vomit and diharrea (sp?). the feeling of the later could be described as "peeing out of the butthole".

i am in total misery and just wondered how many ns'ers have a similar illness at this time. also does anyone know anything i could take to perhaps harden my shit enough for me to function? its bullshit cause conditions at the hill are epic right now. im off work the next two days and did not plan on spendning it like this. there must be a way to stop or shorten this. someone help me.
 
It's probably gastroentitis. An epidemic of that went around UVM last month ahha it was brutal. EVERYONE got it.
 
Damn dude, that sucks. I can sympathize with that. I had Salmonella a year or two ago...same symptoms except blood was coming out both ends as well and it lasted for a week. God that was torture.

If it's a virus there isn't anything they can do for you. Just keep up your fluids because it is super easy to get dehydrated when you're in that condition and it can make it much worse. If it gets too bad go to the hospital, you could have something else.
 
a friend of mine had it 2 days ago, my girlfriend's entire house had it yesterday. thank god i didn't catch it, it sounds fucking awful. get well soon homie
 
DUDE. YES. I got so sick the other morning, ralphed for 5 hours or so. I think i caught something from the dollar that the stripper put in my mouth though before she took it out with hers. Strippers must have amazing immune systems.
 
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