Stolen Skis

kool.aid.man

kool.aid.man

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So i was going to go to tyrol last night but then my dad found out and flipped on me (i have a broken collar bone and shouldent be skiing for another month). So i ended up not going. Anyway i get home and sat on the couch until like 6 and he comes home and was like you looked bored and i feel bad for you so he decided to take me to alpine. So i gathered my gear and we went out. I got a run in and my nose started to bleed for some reason so i went inside real quick got a tissue and came back out. Little did i know some fucker was gonna come steal my 4frnts. I wanted to smack a bitch so hard. I rode them like 6 times. But god damn.

ANOTHER REASON NOT TO SKI AT ALPINE. GRRRRRRR.

But luckly the credit card company took it off our bill or w/e and i went to les moise and got a new pair of 4frnts for almost the exact same price as my old ones. So i guess i really cant complain anymore but still.

[\end rant of how much alpine sucks]

w00t!
 
are a lot of people stealing skis at hyland? bc i cant really afford buying new skis after buying a pass there.
 
put them in the racks or by a bunch of other skis, dont leave them overnight....thats y i stopped snowboarding 5 years ago
 
Buy a lock. Ya they can just cut it but why cut your lock when they can just take the unlocked skis next to yours. Always lock your shit.
 
I usually do. It was in my pocket. I went to go get a clenex for my bloody nose and came back out (took like 30 seconds) and bam. One of those things where ya think "oh ill be gone for 30 seconds, its safe)

and what do ya know eh.
 
yeah im going to lock that shit now, im to used to minnesota nice, i guess that dosent apply to the twin cities.
 
hey man i hope the new pair has better luck. Im Chris from Les Moise who set you up with the new pair.
 
The bloody nose did you in then. I know I probably wouldn't have locked my stuff if I was bleeding.

At least you got a new pair though.
 
haha that is why my dad always goes with me to les moise when i get skis. he always gets in fights with the owner guy and like demands a ski patroller discount even though they are for me haha.
 
i think if anyone ever stole my skis and i found them i would rape them. i would make them bend over and i would stick my penis in them.....
 
or you could just beat them up or if you HAVE to shove somethign up their ass you could just use a stick or something. you dont NEED to use your penis
 
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