Stolen(dec 10)

CHARLES.BRONSON

CHARLES.BRONSON

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So on grouse monday night(dec 10) at 7 oclock, i go inside the chalet for 10 minutes to warm my hands while tom and will sesh the jib park. After ten minutes of hand warming goodness i walk outside to discover my skis are fucking gone, but my nice white poles were politely placed on the rack where my skis where.

After realizing none of my friends where around to have hidden them i went to guest services and told them, that if theyre on a tram, its the one going down at that moment, so they phoned the tram and they said they just unloaded it, but they saw the guy with my skis, he asked them to stamp his day pass so he could go back up becuase he was 'switching ' skis.

His description was:

FAT WHITE guy

LONG CURLY BLONDE HAIR

WHITE JACKET

5 Foot 8 ish

around 17-20 years old

The skis stolen were my madtrix

Head MADTRIX 181 with rossignol race 100 bindings that are black with a bit of yellow, the skis are mounted 2cm back from center and have plug holes from where the bindings used to be mounted(way back) and theyre the black and white madtrix.

One last detail is one binding has a yellow afd , and the other binding has a grey afd cause i had to replace it.

So yea, Keep an eye out for those skis, and shiv the next fat white kid with long blonde hair you see, fuckers gonna give me an ulcer

FUCK BIGGIE
 
Dude that fucking sucks. If my skis ever got stolen I'd be choked beyond comprehension.

I'm gonna go sharpen my knives. It's hunting season.

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

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Did they mention if that dude wore glasses or squeals like a pig? That description sounds suspiciously like Boss Hog and he is the exact type of low life scum who would do such a thing. There aren't many fat, ugly, curly blond haired, and malicious characters who would steal skis in the lower mainland and I'm pretty sure it is he whom you describe.

 
Did they mention if that dude wore glasses or squeals like a pig? That description sounds suspiciously like Boss Hog and he is the exact type of low life scum who would do such a thing. There aren't many fat, ugly, curly blond haired, and malicious characters who would steal skis in the lower mainland and I'm pretty sure it is he whom you describe.

 
hmmm i know who hucksplate is describing i will look out that sucks dude im pretty sure i saw you up there sat on those skis by the box

 
i've seen a guy around grouse quite a bit that matches that description. if i ever see him in calgary he's dead! good luck with getting your skis back.

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yea its not who you guyys are thinking becasue he ha short hair and doesnt have white jacket i know for sure. Looked into it

 
^ are you sure it's not Boss Hog? i'm convinced it was. who the hell else looks like that and would steal skis? there is only one foul swine who matches that description, who is into skiing, who is into stealing, and who is in reclusive hiding around the lower mainland. he can't steal in whistler anymore cause he knows too many people will hurt him on sight so he has fled to vancouver in the hopes of avoiding the whistler shred and destroy crew. i know many people in vancouver who want to hurt him too and he's lucky vancouver isn't a small town like whistler. that obese putrid hog is one fuck up. and he actually does squeal just like a pig. he's got some bad karma coming his way so don't sweat over him. i've already extracted my vengeance on his fat ass and i merely laud scorn on him now in hope of informing others of his disgusting squalor. i don't want anything to do with him anymore. he lies, cheats, steals, betrays and really smells. either avoid him like the bubonic plague or beat him for his history of evil and for smelling so bad. that fat fuck is truly the Boss of Hogs.

 
i was skiing at manning a week ago and some kids were standing above a two foot cliff. so me and my bud were yelling at them to drop it , all sarcastically and stuff. they started bitching at us like they were all cool then waited for us at the bottom of teh chair. the whole day they kept glarign at us a shit. they were a bunch of skids too. one guy had a mullet and was riding with moto pants on. when we went into the lodge we rested our stuff against the window and started eating inside. the skids came in and were hanging aroudn us and making comments and shit. tehn my girlfriend heard them say 'lets go do it'. she ad no idea what, so she didnt think twice about it. two mintutes later i noticed my buds board was gone, so i ran into the parking lot and some guy said he saw someone with my buds board. they ID the skid who stole it and the board. my friend jumped in his AWD turbo audi and raced after the guys. i was talking to the manager of the hill and got him to call the cops. i was talking to one of my friends in rentals and they said teh skid came in and said bye to them and she knew where they lived and what their names were. turns out they are meth dealers. so as im working with the cops to set up a road block in princeton my buddy is driving from manning (past hope) to chilliwack trying to catch teh guy. he managed to drive there, search a parking lot half way down the mountain, fill up his car, adn drive back in 1 hour and 45 minutes. he topped his car out at 215 and averaged 180 km/Hr on a snowy rd. crazy motherfucker. when he got back we told him the cops had caught the kids, got his board, and are charging them with possession of stolen goods. stupid fuckers.

wow, that was a bit long. i hope your story ends somewhat like that. its nice when the thief is a local dumbass skid at a moutain with only 50 people on it.

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oh ya and they are banned from the ski hill and the provincial park for life

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I love a happy ending.

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
wow, everything came up you guys. super lucky

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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss is about 50x harder. and on top of that, you used all your special tricks to beat the Decoy, and you are also low on life. and you have a crappy third party controller.
 
me? i know. im surprised my friend didnt die driving. or get busted by the cops. thats teh beauty of red neck country

LORD OF THE PARK - FEBRUARY 26/05

date has been changed to FEBRUARY 26!!

relaxed slopestyle format

shit loads of prizes and even more money

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www.hemlockvalleyresort.com for details soon
 
Er... I hope this doesn't lead to someone beating the hell out of me. I too have a pair of white/grey madtrix in 181 withyellow and black rossi race bindings, with plugs from filled holes. Mine are rossi 180s, not 100s, though.

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i have shagy long blond hair lol

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yeah man, he was doing 100 side ways around the corner jstu beofre the parking lto. i thought he would crash

LORD OF THE PARK - FEBRUARY 26/05

date has been changed to FEBRUARY 26!!

relaxed slopestyle format

shit loads of prizes and even more money

A-F-T-E-R P-A-R-T-Y two nights on the hill

www.hemlockvalleyresort.com for details soon
 
boss hoog what they speak off (lol never heard that name before its good one)

a--- has short hair

b--- is not short

c--- doenst have white jacket

d--- hasnt been to mountain yet

 
A kid i know says he saw a guy with my skis up on grouse on wednesday leaving at 4. Though there are so many pairs of madtrix around, they might have been them , but maybe not. apparently the guy was short and fat. But anyways, keep an eye out , thanks

FUCK BIGGIE
 
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