Stiff-penis air

zylstra

zylstra

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When you go all straight on a big hit and it feels like you're up there forever. do other people call them stiff penises?
 
closely related to the "penis air"is the "pork sword"    it's when you spin regularly but at a point in the rotation you suddenly turn straight and rigid, only to regain composure shortly after.   give it a shot. it's hilarious
 
I call them a James air, which my friend made up because we know this guy James who is a tank and when he hits shit his knees never bend. Any time he cases he never buckles, he just bounces like nothing happened, it is good to see.
 
BTW thats what all my snowboarder friends call it, so ive adopted it... Named after some pro snowboarder. Looks sick with spins on a board, but only sometimes.
 
isn't, by definition, a "stiff penis" a "boner"? yeah, so why bother calling it "stiff penis air" when you can call it "boner air"? it's just funnier that way... and it gives you the excuse to say "boner".
 
I completely disagree. It is way funnier to say "stiff penis" than it is to say "boner". Just imagine saying it to anyone. To friends: "Man, I was at the store the other day and I got a Stiff Penis for no reason". To a girl: "Grab my stiff penis baby". It is far more legit
 
boner air, invented by Travis Parker.

just playin, i don't actually know who first did it, but it seems like it would be him.
 
i heard it from this snowboarder who used to ride at my local hill. really good snowboarder. the name stuck with me.
 
i thought you were gonna talk about when kids get a boner and pull their pants and jacket all the way up, arch their back, and jump.

ive seen it done. gay as it sounds.
 
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