13537204:FROGGINBULLFISH said:apply the sticker then hold your ski over a fire or grill as if you were roasting a marshmallow or hot dog
13536960:tdollo said:Goat semen itself is a natural lubricant, but if you microwave the semen it will become sticky. simply apply the goat semen to your top sheet and add the sticker.
13537204:FROGGINBULLFISH said:apply the sticker then hold your ski over a fire or grill as if you were roasting a marshmallow or hot dog
13537373:JShoe said:great so where do we find these goats?
13537491:gnar_whal said:go to a farm and jerk one off. Collect contents in container
13537523:JShoe said:K then thanks for your help. Now lets go get me some goat semen!!!
13537692:kylemclean said:recommend storing it in the sole of your ski boots in case you need it in an emergency. Also keeps the feet warm
13537004:uturn said:lightly sand the spot you want to put it
13577312:FridgeBangers said:yeah just made the fatal mistake of getting a top sheet like this haha, just wondering have you actually tried this method?