Stevens Pass

bachelor is too fucking cold and windy

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
this year will just be a big fucking contest between the two passes to build the bigger and better park. My vote is on the summit, and tyler's is for stevens, but we're both biased so it really doesnt matter

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
my point was, MOST OF THE OTHERS SUCK, especially snoqualicrap and steven's ass... and i like bachelor, and the weather is good in the spring. i want to ski hurricane ridge someday though.

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I've got to agree with Del gato. The northwest has a lot more to offer than just the resorts crystal mentioned. granted whistler is the best mountain in north america. but is you come east over to schweitzer, silver mountain, or even mission ridge you will get much drier snow, more stable bc conditions, and not so much damn wind. Schweitzer rules all.

 
i once got stuck in that shitty little lodge deal on the back side for like 3 hours cause the fuckin lift broke down, and schweitzer really isnt big at all. mission's lifts are slow as fuck. and silver... is a good family mountain. there's north cascade heliskiing... and some of the other BC places i guess. seriously, they all have their nice little homey touches and shit, but it doesnt make them any good. crystal has good terrain and good lifts. hood has good lifts and good park. bachelor has good snow, good lifts and good park... and decent terrain, pending conditions. whistler is one of the best on the continent. why argue?

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^^^ because you're a fucking dickhead

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
yal need to hit up alpental dats wher all us nigaz sesh

callin in sick i;m on space ship level, park and big mountain in site... old style, new style, allways style, always style. CR
 
i agree that crystal has sick terrain but i must say that you can't dis snoqualmie. It's where most of us grew up. It may be small, but that mountain was my training wheels man, you can't fuck with my training wheels.

www.penguinmilk.com-because its sooo SpEShuL!
 
thats nice... but do you still need training wheels? no.... i mean i hope not.

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'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
 
Mt. Baker sucks, and it never snows here. And nobody good skis or shoots here. Just check out the gallery at www.grantgunderson.com. It blows.

 
word to da nigaa

callin in sick i;m on space ship level, park and big mountain in site... old style, new style, allways style, always style. CR
 
alpental is so sick, you cant fuck with its backcountry, even if it is low. so many technical lines and natural hits.

Stevens park had 2 bigger hits, but snoqualmie had better rails, with MUCH better jumps onto the rails. Both parks were sick, but stevenes was a little better as far as progression. this year snoqualmie will kill stevens, its gonna be sick.

COC sesh E
 
i seem to have passed over baker in my flaming of nw ski areas... but yes... even though ive never been there cause it was far away... i cant call it gay.

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'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
 
It's chill dirty...D-Lite knows. He's just fuckin wit da kids.

Baker is soooooo good. Destroys in the BC department. And their park was actually decent this year. And although it's small...White Pass is still a sick area for straight up skiing. I know places there that will scare just about anyone.

FOCUS your mind.

Reflective like velcro.

-alpentalik
 
Well I think that Batman is hella tight. And you need a fashion counselor.

FOCUS your mind.

Reflective like velcro.

-alpentalik
 
i like vampire ninjas, thats what anthony is going to be for halloween... a vampire ninja! look out. oh btw alpental bc owns, crystal eats my ass,baker is too far, stevens park is decent but nothing great, and well mission isnt even worth mentioning

I'd rather take the time to burn every last bridge I've ever crossed beneath the sun than live my life knowing you may one day follow me over one...- Aesop Rock muthafucka
 
rally fan....

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'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
 
If Anfernee's gonna be a Vampire Ninja..does that mean he's gonna go around using his cork 180's to take people down and then bite their necks?

Yo D-Lite// U shud run nto tha crowd n bit/ sum hot chik n tha nek//

FOCUS your mind.

Reflective like velcro.

-alpentalik
 
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