Stevens Pass Thread 09/10

okay this little Asian dude comes down the death chutes no biggie, then this fat fuck come walking over from the chute and is all like wheres that mother fucker who cut me off? Then he looks around and finds the asian guy and is like MOTHER FUCKER YOU CUT ME OFF I COULD HAVE BROKEN MY NECK, so then the fat fuck cruises over to him and starts to rough him around with a few punches saying more retarded things like YOU DIDN'T CALL YOUR DROP BITCH ( by the way if you call your drop in the death chutes i don't think you should be doing them) then the Asian guy is like sorry man i didn't mean to but fat fuck is pissed as hell ( im sure he has anger management problems he was like red) then Danial starts eyeballing this cunt and is like "what the fuck?", by this time fat fuck is getting pretty violent with the little Asian guy and Danial is like "hell no nigga" so he bops over and gets all up in fat fucks face and is like stop okay, he walks him off and then fat fuck is like ill fight you at the bottom ( i wish the Asian guy would have been like "do you want to set up an appointment for that?"), so while fat fuck walks back to his board everybody around him is laughing their ass of and joking about how we should start packing heat due to the increasing violence level at stevens and form gangs to protect are fellow homies, then fat fuck says a few more things and i even think he said ill fucking kill you, and keeps talking about how he could have broken his neck and that hes going to fight the mother fucker because hes such a bad ass and hes such a tough guy, i was pissing myself at this point, the best part is that he sucks dick at boarding and couldn't even do an entire rail, when i got to the bottom i saw him walking to his car to probably call his mom and tell her about how he ALMOST BROKE HIS NECK, or to cry or something, but overall its one of the funniest things I've seen in the terrain park
 
oh yeah and some gaper was riding switch today and straight up hit this 3 year old kid going decently fast
 
ill point him out, hes fat has a beard and wears a rasta sessions jacket but this guy needs to smoke some weed and relax
 
haha ya, i was talking to that park crew guy, totally blanked on his name, but ya haha it was hella funny, i had my camera and filmed the very end of it, oh man, haha ill post it a little later when i upload the footy. haha i was the kid with the bright blue jacket and red pants, might have noticed me with the camera all day, idk but ya. hella gay kid, but hella funny. i wanted to see them fight!
 
it was super wet packed snow today. honestly i bet most everything is super tracked out. the backside today on the eps was fucking scary since it was so hard and packed out. charging through stuff like that on noodles is a workout. if it gets a bit colder and snows a bit on top it will be epic tho
 
People skiing on thursday didnt do their job. I a ton of untracked all day, and it was still pretty damn soft on the frontside. That was damn fun. Then I stayed after and watched the rail jam qualifiers. Looked like fucking chaos to me, but im glad there was a good turnout (I think?). No idea how the judges could deal with 6 people on the course at the same time. Everyone who entered did real well, except daver_bc who ran his ski under the fence and into my foot. You bastard~
 
Any moar people ski today? how was the snow, im thinking about a joyfull day in the park, but Dr.Derek cant go, he has a pulled ass, so he's geten it massaged tomorrow, by some old creepy dude.
 
still really fun today, soft spots still to be had, snow is just super heavy. definitely some decent turns left for tomorrow
 
Looks like a new cycle is moving in. Going to take tomorrow and figure out christmas stuff before the snow comes in~
 
today was shitty and rainy. it was actually okay i just wish didnt tear down what seems like half the park :/
 
just the very ending of it all

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