AAHAHAHA you don't know much about waxing do you?  Do you realize you're supposed to scrape the excess wax off after you go over it with an iron a few time right?
But it's icy, so I'll just spread some gorilla glue and wet cement on my bases before I go up again.
  And Blake, just do it at my house and give me $1 for the wax.  I actually scrape and brush the bases so it lasts longer and you go faster!