A slow dec and you all act like the world is gonna end. Remember back in October how you could not contain your premature excitement? Ya, idiots, the lot of you.
Skiing is only slightly less gehy than snowboarding anyway.
I'm gonna go drink beer, cut down trees, drink more beer, shoot lots of guns, and wrestle bears while you all worry about jump lines and the color of your prom dress.
It's not even winter yet and you all act like we are fucked for the whole season.