Stevens Pass 2011-2012
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family_vacation
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I'll vouch for the safety of inviting Patrick into your dwelling.
cobra_commander
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Ya know how I know you are an idiot?
sagesnow
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Cause I didn't go up? I mean look at it http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150443855915598&set=a.118373430597.112489.30213905597&type=1
skier_boy26
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Crystal gets rain while stevens gets a foot. A microcosm of stevens' superiority. Get the goods y'all.
terrible_skier
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i would be out of town and have a broken thumb when its dumping
cobra_commander
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Let me find a couple rocks to throw at you too for good measure.
Today sucked, the snow was heavy, the crowds were terrible, everyones new fat skis fucked up the whole mountain, I had to park what felt like a mile away. Fuck, probably not worth driving up tomorrow. Save yourself the gas money.
Oh, and to the fucking poor excuses for vaginal excrement that continue to build that jump that is dumber then Forest Gump following three weeks of heavy marijuana use, fucking stop. It is a 2 ft jump. I have seen ride on rails with bigger lips than that retarded waste of time. You probably have acne that would provide a longer and steeper landing, you pre-pubescent kool-aid guzzling, shit swallowing, engorged egos of insecurity. And no, you did not do a double flip off it. Why the fuck would you even say that? Do you have any concept of physics? To do a double flip on a jump that small you would have to spin so fast that your bindings would not be able to provide the necessary centripetal acceleration to keep your rocker2s with 10lb of stickers on them from flying off at an initially tangental trajectory.
To the turd muncher in the matching outfit of queerdom, hangin the bandana on yo hip like yo some sort'a thug, there is absolutely nothing 'thug' or 'gangsta' about having your mommy pick out your outfit for the day. It was nice of you to ski with her today though, but maybe next time leave the gang colors at home. k!
Today sucked, the snow was heavy, the crowds were terrible, everyones new fat skis fucked up the whole mountain, I had to park what felt like a mile away. Fuck, probably not worth driving up tomorrow. Save yourself the gas money.
Oh, and to the fucking poor excuses for vaginal excrement that continue to build that jump that is dumber then Forest Gump following three weeks of heavy marijuana use, fucking stop. It is a 2 ft jump. I have seen ride on rails with bigger lips than that retarded waste of time. You probably have acne that would provide a longer and steeper landing, you pre-pubescent kool-aid guzzling, shit swallowing, engorged egos of insecurity. And no, you did not do a double flip off it. Why the fuck would you even say that? Do you have any concept of physics? To do a double flip on a jump that small you would have to spin so fast that your bindings would not be able to provide the necessary centripetal acceleration to keep your rocker2s with 10lb of stickers on them from flying off at an initially tangental trajectory.
To the turd muncher in the matching outfit of queerdom, hangin the bandana on yo hip like yo some sort'a thug, there is absolutely nothing 'thug' or 'gangsta' about having your mommy pick out your outfit for the day. It was nice of you to ski with her today though, but maybe next time leave the gang colors at home. k!
terrible_skier
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hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha this is amazing
vandersteeze
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Fantastic day. Ran into so many awesome people
vandersteeze
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Hahah this ^
Literature
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Yesterday was the best day of the season so far. So nice to get out, explore, and MASH.
We'll be back on the Tues/Weds building schedule this week. Six new corrugated pipes in the pipeline.
We'll be back on the Tues/Weds building schedule this week. Six new corrugated pipes in the pipeline.
cobra_commander
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I will be driving back to seattle today, if you see me, let me know. Ya, the green jacket.
vandersteeze
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Who is skiing tomorrow? I need to fill spots in my car
howlongcanausern
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can you bring some pony diecuts plx?
vandersteeze
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Hahah of course!
BASEDRILEY
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Kyle can i get a ride up tomorrow?
vandersteeze
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Sorry man I just filled the car
BASEDRILEY
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Im going to cry now )':
Schoening
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BASEDRILEY
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Can anyone give me a ride up tomorrow? ill throw down some gas $$
cobra_commander
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All filmed at baker, I swearz.
Untitled from Billy Goat on Vimeo.
Untitled from Billy Goat on Vimeo.
division.bell
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Damn, that looked fucking fun. Nice work. I need to get up there soon.
Literature
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Millions of pretty turns.
Literature
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Additionally, I would like to congratulate the people who wrote "ON3Pee in her butt" in the snow out in Grace Lakes.
Straight up epic, and I have no doubts who you are.
Straight up epic, and I have no doubts who you are.
JakeSalvador
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i was a witness. dirty cork 3! woulda landed it if the ski didn't give out! 
SketchyMike
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my friend broke his collar bone yesterday on waterfall it was gnar as shit, over rotated a 3 straight to his shoulder
JakeSalvador
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Is anyone going up tonight from the Everett Monroe area? I'm trying to go up tonight.
