Steven Seagal... LAWMAN

Paulage

Paulage

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PREMIERS TONIGHT AT 9pm my time, and im honestly PUMPED!! so stoked, its gona be like cops.... with steven seagal... how could it get any better..?
 
in one of the ads hes arresting some black dude and guy screaming,"damn! its steven seagal! i need me an autograph!" i couldnt take him seriously if he pulled me over for doing 50 in a 35.
 
its gonna be so sick. no more pussy shit like cops. im guessing he wil pull someone over for speeding and instead of asking for their license just punch them in the throat and walk away
 
it's basically just going to be dramatized parking tickets. I can't believe he's actually a cop though. I bet ever precinct in america would let him on the force out of fear. Chuck Norris doesnt have shit on Seagal
 
haha i want to see this, but im going to be at soccer so i guess i will have to catch up on it again some other time. but i bet this show is just going to be a bunch of bullshit, and maybe some actors. i trust cops to watch and thats about it.
 
i'm not going to say that there isnt any hollywood magic in his movies, but that guy isnt fucking around

chances are its going to be just like most cop shows, just more celebrityness
 
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dont be so hard on yourself
 
This is shit sounds epic. I love seagal. I have never heard of this sitcom/show before. I guess I don't watch enough television. Def look into it though. Entertaining for sure.
 
i can think of few things more horrifying than being pulled over, then seeing steven seagal step out of the cruiser.
 
shit if i was running from the cops and saw seagal behind me, i would just run INTO THE SUN and be ABOVE THE LAW hopefully id be HARD TO KILL..... and im sorta pissed cuz i typed ALOT more then fucked up and cant get my hard work back getting my story i wrote using all of the titles of this amazing mans movies, so anyways.
its gona be rad...
 
This show just solidifies the spot Seagal already held in my opinion. This is a terrible show. He's never been a good actor, and now he's just doing on "reality" TV.

Although, he did have some great quotes. Like the slo-mo of him scanning those wanna be thugs "The key to survival is awareness"

Haha.
 
as I see the camera guy, the grip carrying the light and the grip carrying the boom mic.....I would burst out laughing like OMG IM ON T.V. WITH STEVE SEAGAL! I'd get out and try and get an autographed and then be tazed.

Then I would rip the tazer barbs off me and say THESE ARE GOING ON EBAY GUYS!

I thought the show would be more eventful. Although it was funny they just up and tazed a guy for kickin the window out of the cruiser. I think that was uncalled for.

I want to have a tazer so when I get pulled over I can just taze the cop and get out while hes squirming on the ground like a fuckin tard and scream HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FEEL? LETS TURN IT UP A NOTCH, HOW LONG YOU THINK THE BATTERIES LAST IN THESE THINGS?

Im just kiddin, I wouldn't do that to a cop unless I was assured a getaway....
 
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