Steve Stepp needs YOUR help

jKutcher

jKutcher

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I am currently out in Colorado with Steve and we are trying to do some filming for the next Trollin' episode. We have recently learned that Steve has come down with a serious illness. We need you tips and ideas to help Steve make it to the Pro status he has always dreamed of. Send your ideas to the Saga phone at +1 (801) 441-8063 or post in this thread. We will be shredding around Breck and Key the next few days so if you happen to see us come say hi and wish Steve the best. Thanks guys!
 
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His illness is that he's dead weight. I know someone who has a serious case of this disorder and trust me, this remedy works. To treat dead weight you have to take 23 Ambien, washing it down with two cups of bleach. To make sure that everything is working, take a 2 liter sample of blood to test and see if the cure is being evenly distributed to the brainal cavity.

Have fun at Orage Masters!
 
Steve wants to go Pro........ he just needs to take hisown advice "know your not going to make it,and use that to your advantage"
 
give these a shot

-- Forgetting to properly afterbang is grounds for dismissal and escort out of the park

-- Extreme Heavy head to the 3rd degree where your helmet falls off is boss

-- Gap completely over any feature. Other skiers will be speechless cuz it shows that the feature is simply not worth your time

-- When you drop into a hit be sure to tweak 1 of your poles way up behind your back on the in-run to signify you're about to send it like a G. (This is required on all hand drags)

-- Do 1 footed slides all the way to pro status

 
Troll Competition skiiers and big endorsement skiiers (sellouts) for example bobby brown and hate to say it but todd walunts! game on
 
It's been such a sad day since the doctors informed steve of his illness, I hope he gets better soon, he might never get over it
 
A half cup of Silver Bill's Garbanero Tongue-Twister Hot Sauce is rumored to be capable of reviving a horse that's been dead less than an hour.

Ingredients

1 quart peeled garlic cloves

6 to 12 bright red habanero peppers

2 6-ounce bottles Goya Louisiana Hot Sauce

1 tablespoon seasoned salt

1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper

Directions

Snip the cluster end off each garlic clove. Remove seeds from the habanero peppers. Use at least 6 habaneros or more, depending upon their size and the maker's taste and/or threshold of pain.

Combine all ingredients and liquefy in a blender. For a thinner sauce, add more Goya Hot Sauce.
 
I'eve been hearing something called "Methamphetamine" really helps your skiing ability. Might just be a rumor, but you never know, that could be what everyone else is doing that Steve needs to do to step up to that next level in skiing.
 
I called and the Saga team is so dope got to talk with them and personally talked with Steve and he said he will wear crocs in his next video!! So sick!!!
 
Steve buddy. It's time for an intervention. Don't worry though. Your surrounded by friends and family with letters of love. They all want you to get better, and get over your illness. Would someone care to read their letter first?
 
Throw some dope ass dubs and make a commercial to show everyone monster does make you good at skiing believe bro believe you got it
 
I'll never forget the day the doctors diagnosed me as being a "massive pussy." Now I'm not one for all this medical mumbo-jumbo but I knew it couldn't be good... When I asked my doctor if id ever be able to ski again he said yes, but my condition would be extremely debilitating and I'd have to ski off the side of rails and jump take offs without actually hitting them. Living with my condition has been challenging but with the support of my family and friends I have found the motivation to seek others like me.
 
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