Steriotypes about canada

[Aclique_Clothing]

not true. there penis's are HUGE! i would know cuz mine is and im canadian! and girls are really hot up there

 

[shrEddie]

i believe all those except the hot girls part, i always kinda imagined canadian women to look like sasquatch

 

[Bumbleton]

^fuck u, Our girls are fucking amazing, Pam Anderson! and Calgary has the hottest girls

 

[General_Shredgnar]

Heres one I dont think anyone posted.

We dont have a military. We have never been involved in any conflict/won any war. If we have any military might, its a submarine and an airplane along with a rifleman on moosback.

We always wear fleece hats.

Canadian "craps" are delicious.

Canadian beer tastes like piss.

Canadian girls wear miniskirts at all times.

Our economy depends upon maple syrup.

 

[jibjim]

who says thats a rumour

 

[Holte]

no cops. only mounties.

 

[Nivrittam]

its the ice age here 24/7 and we are all natives and where fur coats and live off the land

 

[CJHski]

they wear "tooks"

 

[Bumbleton]

6 their called toques

 

[Raoul_Duke]

you drive rusted out pickups with snowplows on them in the summer, get drunk on flammable beer and runaround on icebergs clubbing to death cute baby seals...

 

[CJHski]

good call

 

[Luc.]

that we have lic buildings because it si constantly below 40 degrees here...

 

[steevner]

our parliament (sp) buildings are igloos

 

[ag.]

man our country is hated...haha but i guess it works both ways....up here the americans are really hated....like we dont reffer to them as americans...every one in canada calls them yanks.

 

[TheBigD]

everybody thinks we sound like we're from newfoundland, and we eat beavers

 

[brit.]

we're polite as fuck and drink alot of really good beer. and the "eh?" thing seriously is true...i don't notice it till i pay attention, but i think we all put it in every single sentence.

 

[steevner]

we're not fat, unlike other countries cough-america-cough