stereotypes and rules for all new members

Danger.

Danger.

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well I'm tired and bored, so I thought of making a list of general rules and stereotypes about new NS members. (may turn out incredibly stupid and pointless)

I guess I'll start it off with #1:

anything you think is mildly funny, probably is actually very very stupid

penguinmilk
 
maybe there should be a 1 week period where you can't post, but just have to read posts...

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
#2: Whatever you have to say is useless and get the fuck out.

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
#2b: 'haha', 'yah', ^agreed, are useless comments depending the context of the thread.

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
#4: never NEVER ever repeat anything that is said or u will be pointed and laughed at

#5: dont say anything gay or stupid or u will be shunned

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High North session 4

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'-Kris
 
maybe if a mod determines that one of your posts is newbly, you will be required to donate 1 dollar to NS

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
^you owe $800 approx.. USD money too..

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
#6 if i dont like you, ill call you camel-toe-cheese.

#7 nothing on this website is of any value

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
#8 - no posts about why there aren't any good skiing video games allowed

#9 - if you ask for tips on how to do a 360 you may well be subject to unimagineable abuse

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
#10 - If you start an argument with someone who has been here longer than your or has more posts, prepare to be shat on

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
im starting to realize whats happening to ns

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
communist basterds... heres a rule, if your a female newb and everyone absolutly hates you for doing something sooo horrible it can only result in you going to hell, (ex. tripping a pregnant lady) then posting a hott pic of your ass is the only way to redeem yourself.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
#? This is mildly retarded, and hopefully is being disregarded by anyone with half a brain...

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
Its should be like joining a gang where they kick the shit out of you before you can join.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
how about this, just have them study what not to do by looking at irishdrink's, betheralinblahblahblah's, and drewishish's threads/posts.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
#11 Rebel is smarter, funnier, better looking and cooler than you are

#12 Rebel is god.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
^ agreed

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
well my friend, u hav to prove urself worthy, i dont hink i have made it yet, but when we do, it'll be beutiful.

probably jus tdonate money or sumthing

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
You guys forgot #3

#3 Pocket-Rocket is god, and you have to buy something from him to be considered as cool.

Julien

Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.

Baseconcept.com

WWW.OAKLEY.COM

WWW.SALOMONSKI.COM

 
People people, you dont do anything of this shit, lets make a newb cult, and everyone that joins the site after we make it, we make them join, so that way, they can get all of their stupid comments out of them before they start posting...im too lazy to explain anymore...

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
we need a standard to determine if your a newb or not

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
Rule # (uhhm, i forgot what nimber we were on) The Creation of a post that involves inforamtion about getting sponsored (spancered, sponsered, sponcered, sponcored,) in not allowed. Also, the mispelling of the word sponsor is illegal.

CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
 
Guys, shut up. Since Jay is God, he should be the only one making up rules. Now go pray to Jay.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
NEVER pep is god

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High North session 4

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'-Kris
 
umm, Matt is God.

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
come on Matt, we already know that. common sence.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
#34)

if your not already addicted to this site, you will be soon.

the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
^ yes sir. he is 100% correct. i remember when i first started on here, and visited fer like 10 minutes every now and then. now i live on NS. NS FOR LIFE!

CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
 
too many bitches, not enough hoes.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
Rule #Whatever: Don't post like you talk on MSN. Nobody has the time to decifer it. Spell somewhat coherently or you will have your brown pushed in.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
^thank you. i cant understand any of that instant messanger bullshit

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate

Detroit Pistons 2004 NBA Champs

 
we should ban the following words from being in people's usernames based on the sole fact that there are so many: 720, 540, 1080, scratch, salomon, freeskier, freeskiing

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rex thomas asked to blow his nose on my doo-rag once.
 
yeah we should ban people with the words fire, under and water in their names too just cause theyre gay and dont know what they are talking about.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
I AM A NEWB!!!!!

i wish i could reset my counter so icould be 0 all the time, its getin kinda high now. il miss it when its gone.

 
#45bitches Dont post a video of urself looking at the camera u will be shat upon cuz u r prolly very ugly for not being a member for months ahead of time

RIDEblunt
 
#... If you insult lateralis , cj or any other NS legend, please go shoot yourself in the head.

I'd probably eat human if i didn't know where it came from. - Nick Mercon

How many telemarkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? none theyre all dirty hippies with no electricity.- Greg Tuffelmire

 
#? - LOVE Lateralis no matter if he insults you or not. he is the comedy king of this site.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
what the hell happened to #3

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
# misty7 cannot spell so you gotta hit him with the ns spell check

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
skiierman.... I was Referring to me... hahaha j/k

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
oh i know i know.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
# 524352345........I am a newb but in fact a very smart one......This rule must apply to everyone on this site.....EMINEM SUCKS ASS

 
# whatever, hoodratz, drewishish, and brentharlen are terrible spellers too, so give them the ultimate cyber titty twister whenever they misspell a word.

'Everyday the biased scum-of-the-earth imbecile that is Bill O'Reilly never ceases to amaze me with his overall idiocy and lack of grey cells between his ears.' - trevorwoulddoit

 
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