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AlexMartini

AlexMartini

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Don't know if y'all heard but the new Stept Productions Movie is coming out in September and its gonna be dope. Its called "Chronillogical" and Newschoolers is thinking about getting involved with it. Anyone seen the trailer? Think its good? Think NS should sponsor it?
 
on the cover you should have a wolverine in a wheelchair fighting a rocket powered butterfly fighting a dolphin with an explosion in the back round and a naked lady holding a catepillar made out of steel and a sick 4x4 with a bunch of native americans dressed in suits driving over flames that fade into skulls which are being hammered into pieces by small black children who are sitting on a purple bus full of snakes that have siick tattoos that say stept:chronillogical bitches.
 
and have it say "lets party" in cursive abov- no! have it say "happy birthday rick" cuz hes having a birthday party tomorow and he would freak OUT!
 
Its gonna be sick

Heres some quick bios of the riders....

Alex Martini- Alex has a solid style on jumps and rails. His blood is part THC

Nick Martini- Younger brother of Alex. He has a huge bag of trick. Also blood type THC

Tom Warnick- Struck with Gingervitis at an early age, this redheaded phenom is known to throw craze.

Cam Riley- Hes a phantom.

Andrew Hathaway- Recovering from from a serious head injury (frisbee golf accident), Hath continues to blow minds.

Brady Perron- Kid throws 9s first hit. His sleeves also swallow his poles.

Matt Walker- The 2nd part of the team of redheaded rippers. Walker slays rails, and can even grab twice in one air.

Matt Morrison- A lovable drunk

Mike Clarke- After being fired from the set of Star Wars, Mike Clarke (aka Luke Skywalker) decided to make a living as a pro skier. He's now under the alias of "Pro Skier Michael Clarke"

Tom Wallisch- Forged in the depths of an Auntie Annes, this pretzely man makes a bold appearance in this years film.

Jeff Kiesel- At home in the snow, this polar bear legend can be found spinning ridiculously fast off of any rail.

Richy Paradise- Not gonna lie, i dont know shit about him

Shea Flynn- Im sure he has a sick part.

Cody Ling- An ancient survivor of the Ling Dynasty, Cody is one of the US's first asain skier.

Look for many more shreddable action
 
steve, your so...so knowledgeable! I wish I could write super dankaloo bios about the heros that are appearing in stepts new sick movie!
 
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pammy wanderson wasn't born with gingervitis. he was infested with the cheeto crotch from Rob Day who had an underlying case of it in his DNA after boning Raggedy Anne
 
Haha, I'll be Canada's first Asian freeskier. ;)

it looks sick though. who did that misty 630 on to the rail with the stall at the end? that was insane
 
def gunna be a sick movie for sure, trailer is very ill,

that misty handtap the barrel thing was sick
 
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