Steel toed boot in the balls

General_Shredgnar

General_Shredgnar

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My friend got kicked in the balls by this bitch wearing heavy ski boots, and she showed no mercy. She didnt even know what was going on, she was like laughing. It was horrible.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
They have no grasp on the pain it causes.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
hahah, i was just gonna say that

MY LEFT NUT IS HUGE, hahahahhahhahahahha

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i got kick by a soccer player in the shins with ski boots on, droped me for a good 2-3 mins

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this kid in my school plays AAA hockey and is a goaly and one day he didnt wear his cup and he got a hard ass slap shot right at the nuts

now one of his nuts doesnt work

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
I will say this. Playing hockey, ESPECIALLY GOALIE, if you don't wear a cup, you deserve to be hit there. I can't think of many things dumber to do during a hockey game.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
^uh...not wearing anything

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
haha

ya thats wat i said

the kids a dumb ass

at least he wont make that mistake again

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
to her, probably

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i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
arent things SUPPOSED to go up there?

a pussy is meant for insertion...

a ballsack is very fucking delicate...

Trust me... the only pain as bad as getting kicked hard in the nuts, is birthin a kid...

cuz when you get hit in the nuts hard, that pain FLOWS.... right to your stomach.. then your chest.. then you cant breathe.. then you get nausea and a headache like a hangover... then you start vomiting... then your legs feel like jello and you fall down...

it sucks...
 
shit that sucks

worst i've had recently was going over a jump on my bike had a bad landing and slipped over the back of the seat onto the turning wheel
 
idk if there is a pain worse than that. I am thankfult hat i never have to go through such an ordeal. Women have made props for going through that.
 
I dunno, gettin your leg cut off would hurt pretty bad....or getting shot....or catching on fire....or getting attacked by a shark. but yeah, those two mosdef suck too.
 
i whole-heartedly agree. there is no other pain that is even remotely similar to gettin kicked in the balls. i really think childbirth is the only thing that is on that level. i would much rather deal with the pain of a severe burn or cutting off a limb (not saying i would prefer those over a nutshot, but the pain isnt as bad). a guy has to do something REALLY REALLY bad for that to ever be an option for a girl, cause its brutal.

and speaking of getting kicked, this dude in my class was in a fight over the weekend, and some soccer player kicked him in the leg and broke his tibia. fuckin crazy.

 
i think its funny when girls say "it hurts just as much as gettin kicked in the ovaries" no it doesnt bitch make me a sandwich
 
I have ran into only one girl who has said that. I explained to her "losing a nut" and she immediately changed her mind.
 
Whenever I get kicked in the balls my stomach starts to hurt bad... am I the only one? haha
 
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