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that comp was fucking laughable today

The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.

'one time, last week, i was trying to see how long i could keep mouthwash in my mouth. I sat down to watch tv with it in. After about 15 minutes it stopped buring and i forgot i had it in, then i accidently swallowed some. I couldnt stop throwing up for like 2 minutes, i couldnt breathe. it was horrible. The bottle said to call posion control immediatly but i turned out ok.' -DFT1080

 
can i come ride your ditch? it's closer than howelson.....hahaha

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.'did you see what i said?' - matt on magic mushrooms....
 
kevin, you can ride my ditch anytime...and daniel, you probably shouldn't be reading this because a)you're 12 and b)you're gay...haha sucka!

 
it's ok daniel, i'll give you the secret directions to the ditchpipe after i session that shit tonight...werd

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.'did you see what i said?' - matt on magic mushrooms....
 
bring it....you know i want it

and what's up with having to have a college id for this slopestyle bullsheit tomorrow....i wonder if my shit from 2 years ago would work

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.'did you see what i said?' - matt on magic mushrooms....
 
kevin...i'm at 1413 morgan court. and it ain't a superditch, that shit be tiiiigggghttt! ha! daniel, again, you shouldn't be reading this. that whole being 12 thing could really screw us ALL over. SUCKA!

 
ohhhhh mercy!

The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.

'one time, last week, i was trying to see how long i could keep mouthwash in my mouth. I sat down to watch tv with it in. After about 15 minutes it stopped buring and i forgot i had it in, then i accidently swallowed some. I couldnt stop throwing up for like 2 minutes, i couldnt breathe. it was horrible. The bottle said to call posion control immediatly but i turned out ok.' -DFT1080

 
kevin, i had fun filming with you...i hope you had fun riding THE stunt ditch. i guess you just don't find better ones than the one i ride, eh?

oh, and daniel, i gots something to say to you: why don't you just shut your damn mouth with your fuckin weird ass accent, and your five foot fuckin' bag of bones and floppy little body. you may have more posts, but at least i don't talk funny and am not all floppy like a damn worm. ha!

 
yeah, it sucks when people cut you off before the rails...especially those little bitch ass racers! and daniel, i did mean you do sick 5's and 7's. i just have to give you shit because the other day, you were laying down by the red rail and your feet were turned one wat and your upper body was turned the complete other way. you just looked like this goofy little worm....but you kill it!!!!

 
won't be skiing for a couple days....cased today and think i tore the ligament from my right shin bone...it really hurts, fuck, time for more alieve

 
Wow, i haven't been to newschoolers in a long time. i should just stay on here being injured and all. i really enjoyed the shit talking on daniel, oh yes and daniel, you are very gay and little and you need to grow up cause you're small. oh and another thing, i really don't want to see the kids of kevin and giner, that would be scary!!!!! daniel says huge tits with a goatee. he's right

'A kid from Hawaii comes to the US'- EastCoastPride
 
dammit, just cuz i have big tits doesn't mean we can post stuff about them! yeah, but if me and kev did have kids, they would be short as fuck because kevin is just a little guy! well, at least daniel can't have floppy little kids cuz he is gay.

 
Alright, we're gonna settle this fairly....all the kids from the boat can answer this....

WHO WOULD WIN IF KEVIN AND I FOUGHT????

My vote would be that I would probably win because my boobie would fall outta my shirt while wrestling and he would probably pass out. What do you guys think??

 
People people people!!! Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this post? To convinvce gina to be the shillouete of the naked chick on the new Scratches???

The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.

'one time, last week, i was trying to see how long i could keep mouthwash in my mouth. I sat down to watch tv with it in. After about 15 minutes it stopped buring and i forgot i had it in, then i accidently swallowed some. I couldnt stop throwing up for like 2 minutes, i couldnt breathe. it was horrible. The bottle said to call posion control immediatly but i turned out ok.' -DFT1080

 
Wow this is the funniest thing i've ever seen!! there's basically three people that live in the same town just yelling at each other silently!! wwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! well kevin, i messed up my knee, damaged the cartilidge around the knee cap, bruised the bone around the knee, and partially tore my ACL MCL and LCL. i'll be back to kick all your asses though. not gina's though, cause i'll get sued for harassment or something, nogood.

'A kid from Hawaii comes to the US'- EastCoastPride
 
sucks to be you bro...that shit sounds pretty bad. you'll have to come film when we go do the cmc rail in a couple..i'm waitin on shon and whoever else is with me

 
colin, we are all waiting for your return. especially your little gay buddy daniel. you've been killin' it this year and even with your injury, you'll still kill it when you get back out here. but until then, i'll reprezent for ya and wreck all the guys! And just to let everyone know, me and Kevin fought last night and I kicked his ass!!!! ha! Oh yeah, and daniel, you gots to stick that five!!! you have it!

 
i dunno. i heard it on the radio and saw it in the paper, but i don't know what the deal is! i talked to the promo guy at the mountain and he had no idea what was up either.

 
that pipe competition is down in that little ditchy thing down at that little hill downtown. so clearly it is gonna be gay. kev, my celly isn't working, so give me a call at 875-0360 and let me know whats up with the handrail and who's gonna be there, or message me.

 
oh yeah, oh yeah, me and rory just got back doing the clark's market rail....sick butta 180's and 270's off....SO FUN TONIGHT!!! AHHHhH!

Next is the CMC shit...we scoped it tonight but were too tired. Who is down for tomorrow night?

 
SNAP! i would've liked to go so i coulda filmed but if it's tonight there's no way i could do that. oh yeah, i'll be skiing by the end of this week, watch out now.

'A kid from Hawaii comes to the US'- EastCoastPride
 
fuck yeah colin. i can't wait to ride with you!! i won't be there this weekend xuz i am gonna fo down to breck for the x quali, but i can't wait to see ya!

 
i don't think you understand, i'm going to be at the qualifiers, not competing but i'm going to go down and watch and probably film a little.

'A kid from Hawaii comes to the US'- EastCoastPride
 
hey colin, just cuz i am blonde and have big tits doesn't mean i don't understand. i can't wait for you to get out here again. i miss you, so fuck up!

 
i think you mean fuck off? and i didn't say anything about your tits or you being a dumb blonde, buuuuuuuuut... now that you DID mention it...

'A kid from Hawaii comes to the US'- EastCoastPride
 
no, i did mean fuck up! i hang out with a bunch of foreigners and instead of saying fuck off they say fuck up and it kinda started stickin with me. but then again you are daniel's boyfriend, so you aren't saying much for yourself either. YAY WE HAVE THREE PAGES!

 
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