Stealing

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elansucksass

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Is anyone else addicted to stealing? cause i'm pretty sure i am. I tried to stop but i always end up stealing goggles and shit whenever i am at ski stores. But yea. I'm an addict.

 
i cant steal anything over a dollar, i just steal things from people like safety pins and thumb tacks and wierd random shit like that

 
personally i don't like stealing - but if you want to steal me a pair of the new oakley wisdoms i'll give you $40 for them. Hey how good are you at fitting a set of skis up your jumper

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'Just Jib It'
 
i thought about stealing happy dayz at the seattle ski expo... i could have pulled it off clean and no one would have noticed, but i felt to guilty (and brooke was gonig to kill me if i did) so insead i stole hand fulls of stickers, but i don't think it is stealing because they are free

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i was but i quit when i hit 18. when you are a kid that shit dont matter. they kick you out of the store for a year at worst. but when you're an adult they will prosecute your ass. Sportmart is the easiest place ever.

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i used to steal shit all the time. i got caught and arrested, and now i can't at all.. even if i tried i couldn't

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at this sports store, kids i know get their lacrosse gloves for cheap, they take nice ones and put them in a shitty gloves bag and buy them.

-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
 
i got jf decks last year for 200 canadian. now, i can be completely guilt free if i'm taking from some mega corporation that exploits workers! (by the way, that's not to say that salomon exploits its workers, the store that sells them does)

 
stealing = not cool. higher prices for everyone else... besides its a major friggin pissoff to get stuff stolen from u....

'One day I'm going to learn something i swear'
 
yeah at MVP u can switch the labels on shit and pay for cheaper stuff

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ya and in jail you can get ass remmed by some bald 400 pound biker that asks for your cocktail fruit and then comes squirrel master from left field!

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i steal shit from companies that can afford it and/or just won't notice the difference...

never ever steal shit like a dude's skis or board (no matter how easy it is)... but stealing food from the cafeteria, cars for joy rides, random shit from schools, offices, etc... that's all good.

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me and my friend went on a stealing spree one week, $3000 worth of stuff in 2 weeks, we were sellin it and someone ratted us out, so we went to the principals who had some po po in his office, they were askin us if we did it and who we thought might have did it, meanwhile theyre searching our lockers for the goods, little did they know we had it all in our backpacks that were with us, needless to say we got away with it, but i dont do it anymore, plus all the stores beefed up their security now.

 
The only thing i ever stole that was woth any amount of money was my Shit-talking fag neighboors mountain board. He bought it. rode it down his lawn for 2 day. threw it in the barn and left it. i went, took it, beefed up the suspension (its a grom board) and took it down to the gravel pits. Fuckin awsome! I had it all summer and my mom found out i still had it and my brother ratted me out to the kids older brother. thank god he hates the kid too. other than that, i aint a theif. i dont go vandalise shit, cause i know its a pain in the ass and its dumb.

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most of my friends all jack systems from ppl cars, and sure its cool cause i get all my shit half price but it would suck if you get jacked by someone, and if anyone wants to steal me some rossi scratches and sell them to me for 200 bucks lemme know. stealin is fine unless its happening to you.

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
whoever said that the price of stuff goes up because of shoplifting is right, BUT u have to keep in mind inflation, profit margins, and many other things, sooooooo although shoplifting is directly related to price increases, there are also many other variables that influence it.. even if there was no shoplifting, prices would still go up. therefore, u may as well get your hands on as many consumer goods as u can while u have the opportunity!! (as was said before, it's very silly to steal from actual people, i prefer faceless corporations. carleton university cafeteria, for example)

 
Prices will go up? Eat a dick bitch. You know where this shit is made? In the third world in fucking sweatshops. Your getting fucked anyway. Tell me where the fuck you live and I will still your wallet, skis, bitch and life. Steal away as long as its from corporate companies shops or faggot rich kids. For example. If someone is legit I wouldn't steal their shit. However if someone has dope shit and can't invert I'm gonna tax your shit thats just a fact. I can't afford it and since your parents will replace it everybody wins.

 
Stealing sucks. Even if someone is rich, or has a lot of shit you still shouldn't steal from them.. they had to work for it, and taking it away from them is stupid. If you worked your ass off for millions of dollars, and then someone stole all your shit you'd be fukcing pissed too. Or if you were a sweat shop worker, and the CEOs of Nike lowered your salary from 30 cents a day, to 10 cents a day, because they were losing money from assholes like you stelaing all their shit, you'd be pissed off too. Just because your poor-lazy ass can't afford to buy something, doesnt mean you have an excuse to piss soemone else off to get it for yourself.

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Its you mother fucking assholes that steal that fuck every thing over for us non-cleptos. When you steal you make the price go up on everything so the company can makeup what it lost and then some. Just because the company is rich doesn't mean its ok, you think your the only person that steals from them, theres more than one person that steals from them, and theres more than one store you fucking morons!!!!!! Stop stealing and earn your money, you piss me off!!!

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i hate people who steal. I got my skis stolen last year and I can't even begin to describe the anger I had at the time. I swear if I see that person skiing on my skis (they had stickers on 'em) I will definently let them know how I feel about them. I absolutly HATE stealers.

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The only thing I have ever 'stolen' was free juice, and that was a load of shit. It was free, your allowed to take free stuff.

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Stealing is addictive because of the rush. I would suggest jumping a 50 foot cliff everytime you want to steal and keep upping the anty or huck yourself 25 ft. out of the pipe. That'll take care of it. It worked for me.

 
'i steal shit from companies that can afford it and/or just won't notice the difference...

never ever steal shit like a dude's skis or board (no matter how easy it is)... but stealing food from the cafeteria, cars for joy rides, random shit from schools, offices, etc... that's all good. '

Ya what D said,

The best is jacking the LCBO, go in when there busy,

but also make sure there are no secret shopers around,

pick up a mickey, as you reach for your wallet, put the mickey in your back pocket where your wallet was,

then go get a B-40 to chill on, buy the 40 and you'll get away, remember its not theif till you leave the store, so watch out for people watching you, Not just the employees, (rat bastards)

That's my skibum tip for the day

-Cheers

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'I'm still Ugly'
 
ignorance, ignorance, ignorance.. companies use inflated prices blamed on shoplifting as scapegoats to cover the increased profit margins they make. i'm not going to shell out my hard earned money for something that has a 5000% profit attatched to it, while the person making it gets about .005% of my money, it just doesn't make sense. the less money the multinations make, the better our lives are. sure, i'm spewing propaganda, but why the hell not.. (c_lo, we're not in fantasy socialist land here, so i think u should get a job and realize the value of money and economy)

 
I definately would have taken happy dayz, that movie was a huge dissapointment, I would never had paid for it if I had known.

On another not, definately do not take other peoples stuff, that NOT cool!

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-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
yeah i tried stealin shit from a place i tossed a rock through the window on the door and went in a there was nothing in there besides stupid uneeded not even worth stealing shit

~Fuck you I'm straighter than a pair of Olin Mark IV's.
 
yea i would never steal shit from individual people, thats just fuckin mean, but stealing from safeway, or the moutains pro shop isn't that bad (see, i have to justify it, thats why i am trying to stop). Yea and anyone who says it makes the prices go up for everyone else is fucking stupid, because they do use theft as a scapegoat. But yea. I haven't stolen in 3 months. not that anyone cares, but its a big improvement

 
i dont actually steal any shit, but this is funny as hell to do, im gonna get around to filming it soon

what u do is go into some electronics store or some shit, take your bag of your back, walk up to some shelf, then turn around while zipping up your bag. then bolt to the door, and lift your bag over the sensor things and run. stop after a while and let them search you and then they will feel like idiots

What?
 
Yo, did someone just loop in cafeterias and someones car as cool to steal.

Thats fucking not cool, if anyone stole my car, or bike, 'for a joyride'. Its going to be the last time they ever did anything.

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stealing is gay period. i used to steal and you do get addicted to it. i told myselfself i was going to stop and then the next time is saw something i stole it and ended up getting arrested for it. And i hope none of you heve ever gotten caught before because if yo have and you get caught again, even if you are just taking a candy bar, it is a felony in most states and you will do time for it. i know people it has happened to

 
stealing is stupid and tahts all i gotta say. fuck anybody who steals, bet ud be pissed if u tried to jack someone and they beat the shit outta you and took all ur stuff. ud be fucked then wouldnt u?

'One day I'm going to learn something i swear'
 
when i was 12 i stole candy all the time but then i got caught, so i stoped

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I work in a grocery store and heaps of our money goes because of people shop lifting. It gets really annoying constantly having to check bags, what ever happened to trust? I've never shop lifted, I think it's stupid!!

..:Make the world your priority:..
 
i used to steal shit from Valu Village thrift stores, does that mean i am goin to hell?

'Shit? I don't shit...I throw up out of my anus.''
 
i'd say that if you're good at the act then keep it up. But you gotta realize what you put at risk if you get caught. I mean some goggles? that some petty shit dude. if you're gonna get a criminal record for some thing, go all out (note:watch ocean's 11 for ideas) but only rip off the faceless or eveil companies, not little ski shops, and remember what goes around comes around, sooner or later you're gonna have pay the tab.

 
I thought about robbing as bank the other day. But decided I'd go to jail!

I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
 
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