STEALING SHIT SUCKS

skibio5

skibio5

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what's wrong with people stealing shit. it's rediculous, last night some asshole broke my window, jacked my longboard and a whole bunch of my ski gear (pack, gloves, goggles, beanies) it's rediculous. it adds up to like $500

 
yea, that really sucks, especially cause they went right through the window...

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Matt Hein - skiboarding legend
D BREES 101 Cult
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'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
i hate it when some one steals skis on the moutain ohh i swear i'll kill some one if i see them packin some one elses shit off

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
i have the best theft story...

in my gym class, some fuck BROKE MY LOCK OFF, and took my whole wallet. Money, gas cards, drivers liscense included. Then, he proceded to put the lock back on. It's bullshit man, stealing is gay, unless its from Walmart.

werd.
 
Yeah, awhile back I had my car stereo stolen by drug addicts. I know they were drug addicts because they failed to see my wallet that I had forgotten in the car too. They stole the stereo and left the cash-stuffed wallet. A couple weeks later, some kids drove down a main street and shot out about 30 car windows. That night they came back and stole my spare tire, car jack, road side assistance kit, tools, and my jumper cables.

You think that's bad? A few months later, after replacing my stereo with some new fancy shit, some fuckers stole my whole car. I ended up getting it back, but when they tow your car for holding, they make you pay for it. I've spent well over 1500 dollars getting my car back to "normal."

If I ever catch someone fucking with my shit I will gut them where they stand.

Sorry to hear about your shit being stolen.

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i left my shampoo in the shower at the dorms and somebody stole it

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JackBach you need to move out of the ghetto.

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
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frozen spermy pops isnt really food. more like an appetizer before atlantaski's mom takes a huge dump on his dads face then he comes in and sticks in the dick in the shit while his mom sucks him off. now that would be the most hardcore ass to mouth in
 
yeah i was up at mt. snow last month and i got my skis jacked right at the end of the day. i just went inside to grab my pack and i came out and my skis had been nabbed. however, i ended up getting new scrath fs so im better off now

funny thing is my bindings had a real bad problem with prereleasing. i pity the guy who jacked those sticks cuz hes probably gonna get fucked up when he skis them

sorry about ur stuff tho

VT
 
theives should just go fuck themselves. but of course stealing from wal*mart is fine, everyone does it.

05/05/05 - Daze of the Seize'n
 
what kind of longboard was it?

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
^i'm gonna laugh when your shit gets stolen

this kid at my school left his mp3 player in his backpack,unlocked, someone stole it and left him a note saying thanks.... and there's always these gay fucker "punk" fags that try to steal shit that i have walked in on

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Matt Hein - skiboarding legend
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
The other day, I was at my home mountain with my dad and we left out skis on the rack, went inside, got our boots on and stuff, when we came out, my dads skis and my poles were stolen. I was so pissed, didnt get to ski that day, and my resort doesnt even have safety cameras in the ski rack area like alot of other resorts have.

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Real East Coast Skier
 
i steal food from my school cafateria. My powertools got stolen once.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
yes stealing from people is really gay...stealing school lunches however is really fun

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I had a pair of like 4 year old concepts stolen from the racks. They barely had any edge left on them, they weren't worth anything. I don't even know why some dumb fuck would steal them

I have a soul, just no remorse.
 
ive gotten like 80 bucks overall stolen from me in gym... the only place i feel its right to ski is at a cafeteria ESPECIALLY at a mountain where they charge like four dollars for a cookie. or like ganking like promotional shit like there was this little kid rail jam for kids 13 and under this weekend and my little brother got second to this kid who cheated and entered even though he was 15 yeah that pissed me off so me and my brother stole these 2 huge huge promotional blowup mt dew cans... yeah... and then i found five dollars

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'they are to busy being black'-huckster on why black people dont ski
 
on saturday i had a bottle of gatorade and a pack of starbursts stolen

skiing should be like mcdonalds...sure they started out with just hamburgers, them they progressed to breakfest sandwiches and salads and mcflurries. we all love the new stuff, but we still love the old stuff as well. so its a good thing they still of
 
yo dudes i break and enter all the fucking time it's so fun. It's way better than buying stuff. It's the best stealing from like one person multiple times.

 
it was a sector 9, so not too fancy but i still really liked it. i'm really keeping my fingers crossed at this point to see if we can claim it on our insurance, because if we can, i get all new shit. then it would rock, i had to get my window replaced today though, they wanted to charge like $350 to replace it, it was rediculous but i went to a junkyard and got a window from a car in there, a whole lot cheaper... and i swear to god if i see some dude riding my board i will tackle him right off it and fuck some shit up

 
sorry, but i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive. This is usually defined by whom im stealing from and how much it would suck if i got caught. So i steal from asswholes and shitty stores, but someone elses skis....thats just wrong, sry dude...

 
thats messed up dude, i mean stealing from stores i don't really care about, but stealing stuff from people is horrible, they bought it and it's their stuff, getting stuff stolen from you makes you so pissed off

 
sooo many kids at my school steal their lunch cause our lunch ladies are really old. prob more then 50% steals their lunch. stealin from walmarts okay cause they are the biggest chain and put small buisnesses outta buisness. they are horrible for every town they move into. so steal from them its for a good cause and they wont even notice.

07' bitch

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i steal juice from blue mountain, nothing from individuals or small business though thats just wrong

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I really wonder about the mental abilities of people who have nothing better to do than swear at a computer program...-gregg

 
Yeah dude, stealing from people, unless you know them and they are total assfaces and deserve what they get, is messed up, and never fuck with another man's automobile.....unless of course he falls into the above listed reasoning....but steal from wal-mart all you want, they put the small guy outta business, so who cares, their CEO's make about 40x what anyone I know makes, and they don't deserve it.

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ya man it sux sooo much i got my pack stolen last year and i cried such bastards that steal

SKI FOR LIFE!
 
Once in Chemistry class we were buiding a really big compund out of these things that looked like pretend molecules. However we didn't have enough pretend molecules, so I was looking around for spare ones. I found a whole bunch at the nerd girls table, so I waited til she wasn't looking and then I sprang into action and stole her molecules! Then when we got praise from teacher she came over said nice job on the finishing it. We were all laughing because we stole her molecules! And all my friends were like "shit damn Niggah, you just jacked her molecules". And I was like "fuckin rights Jack". So now Im a thug now.

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OH YEAH, And once my Gramma stole juice from IKEA. She was so upset after, she wrote a note to IKEA and apoligized for stealing the juice, and put in $2.

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
ya getin ur shit booseted aint the way to go...i was at a local waterpark las summer and got my brand new nixon superrover stolen from some lil niggers...ahhhhh im still pissed but ya it sux

YOU GOT SCHOOLED
 
I have an even better gym locker story...

you see, if you leave your locks on the gym locker room lockers for too long, they get cut off, and they put your stuff in the office. They cut my locker and lost my brand new renoylds

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i got a better one. I wore my new dockers to school, to show to my teacher Mr. Smith. i put these in my gym locker and on the way out i guess my principal Ms. lindell took a dump on my buddies face. To my surprise, she wiped her ass and threw them her used toilette papier into my locker. FUCK

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No my locker story is better, except nothing got stolen.

I went to my locker and it had a stain on it, and I touched it and my lock was all sticky. Then I smelled it and someone urinated all over my stuff inside and all over my lock, freakin nasty.

 
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