Stealing resort food

stealing resort food

cant lie I be walking in there with my 2xl harlauts and 65 pocket cargo jacket and steal the equivalent of about $200 worth of protein and candy bars every day
 
14518155:189wets said:
stealing resort food

cant lie I be walking in there with my 2xl harlauts and 65 pocket cargo jacket and steal the equivalent of about $200 worth of protein and candy bars every day
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respect! hopefully it's from a mega resort and not a local
 
I have mixed feelings on this, I go top up my hydroflask with coffee and don't tell them about it so I ain't so saint. But I also pay Mammoth for all my foodstuffs, I have a bad habit of forgetting to bring snacks.

In my defense, they have canceled the last 3 early ups with free breakfast, so its my little way of getting back at them.

For sure wouldn't pull that stunt at a small mountain though, I think Mammoth can afford me taking 8oz of coffee once or twice a month in my own container.
 
14518238:C.R.E.A.M said:
I have mixed feelings on this, I go top up my hydroflask with coffee and don't tell them about it so I ain't so saint. But I also pay Mammoth for all my foodstuffs, I have a bad habit of forgetting to bring snacks.

In my defense, they have canceled the last 3 early ups with free breakfast, so its my little way of getting back at them.

For sure wouldn't pull that stunt at a small mountain though, I think Mammoth can afford me taking 8oz of coffee once or twice a month in my own container.
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I'm a cop
 
I’m not spending $12 on a burger that a 14 year old cooks and they let sit in warm water for 2 hours. Like I’ll buy some stuff but for most items im takings them bitches.
 
Nah, the move is eating people’s leftovers. This family had a perfectly good half a grilled cheese ($12 value) they were gonna toss and I just asked if they were gonna finish that. Ez money
 
14518298:brownetown said:
Nah, the move is eating people’s leftovers. This family had a perfectly good half a grilled cheese ($12 value) they were gonna toss and I just asked if they were gonna finish that. Ez money
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That's what I'm saying! Just mooch off the families who buy way more food than they can eat.
 
14518326:Ski_Alot said:
I'm a big boy with a real job so I don't
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Even if I have a lot of money in the future I would still steal from a mega corp because they don't deserve those profits, the same reason I still have a 7 year old samsung galaxy, wouldn't feel the same not to steal
 
We've got a homie at the resort that just charges us like $3 for like 30 bucks of food. Also the little high school kids are finessers theyre pocketing burgers and donuts and just walking out
 
Wait until the kids are done with their meals and eat the rest when they leave. Those spoiled fucks never finish more than half of their sandwiches.
 
order pad thai's or other dank noodle based dishes /soups that are easily compact-able, then just shove the entire meal into a soft drink cup, pop a lid on and pay. sure u still pay 4.50$ for a 28oz "drink", but ur knocking off about 80% of the price.

bonus is ur meal is in a cup, and u can now eat on the chair, just dont forget to snag fork/spoon.

i also recommend doubling up the lids to conceal the inside of the cup better if necessary, sizing up on the cup also works well too, and if that bitch is steamy just wait 2/3 mins before u go to the register

i of course have never done this before, and do not condone theft of any kind.

but fr if its just some mom and pop hill, pay the extra 2/3$ and be happy ur going skiing.

real G's pack lunches tho
 
14518483:CoolChillGuy420 said:
You could also not be a broke-ass degenerate.
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Bro always complains about corporations in the ski industry and is mad when mfs steal food that they make like a 200% profit on

no cap I bet I’ve stolen over 500$ worth of food from copper in the past 2 years
 
all I see in this thread is middle class/rich kids that are too lazy to pack a lunch and are entitled to resort food.

+1 for pocket nuggets
 
14518527:TOAST. said:
all I see in this thread is middle class/rich kids that are too lazy to pack a lunch and are entitled to resort food.

+1 for pocket nuggets
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dawg who the fuck cares.... if some 16 year old kid wants a 25$ baked potato, and is willing to lay his ass on the line for said meal, i say go for it. fuck these billion dollar corps ruining communities/mountains, and charging a kidney and a finger for a meal.

i will say it again tho, never steal from mom and pop hills/shops. if ur gonna be a thief, u gotta have decent morals.

aspen/vail/powdr/walmart/etc? run that shit the fuck up

go as absolutely hard as u can til ur 18th birthday, then hang it up and retire.
 
however, i used to have this buddy in HS that was a late bloomer and looked a few years younger than he actually was. dude was an absolute master at snatching resort food because he looked so innocent. i would be skiing with a group of 5/6 kids and he wouldn't straight up steal every single one of us a 25$+ meal almost every weekend. dude would just walk in/out and nobody would say a word. this lasted for 4 years, i ate so fucking good because of this dude...... homie got a little too confident tho and started taking his theft to the next level. started swiping goggles/base layers/ etc. at this point we kind told him to chill because he could actually get in serious trouble, and for the most part he did, but after i graduated and moved out, i came back home to find out he became kind of a clepto and eventually ended up getting arrested for running into a liquor store, underage, with a mask on, and swiping as many bottles as he could into a backpack before running out lmao.... kinda bummed me out, dude is a lot better now tho, enrolled in uni and im pretty sure he stopped the thievery completely.

dude was the robin hood of my local.

moral of this story is dont let being a thief become a part of ur personality, especially post 18th birthday...
 
another good story about this kid just came to mind lmao

when we were like 17/18ish, my crew, including this kid, somehow got ourselves into a college party a few hours over on a weekend ski trip, it was a huge fucking party too... long story short this kid ended up stealing a half pound of weed from some pretty big shot dealer in the city. the dealer did a whole snapchat campaign to find this out who took his sack, he ended up accusing the wrong person and some rando apparently got his ass beat severely, and the dealer in turn got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, the dude who got jumped obviously wasnt cool about getting his ass beat for a crime he didn't commit. took him to court and all that

if he accused the right person, my boy would have got his shit absolutely decimated, potentially me / my friends too for being associated with him. we smoked like absolute kings tho the remainder of that trip hahaha

the more i type about this kid the more i realize how fucking stupid i was in highschool for hanging out with this retard lmao. good fucking times tho man
 
lol we do shit like this and say “why do the resorts not want us?”

meanwhile Nancy Nancyson in Accounting just spent 10k for 3 days with her family at Vail.
 
Have you ever been caught?

14518526:SchizoSkier said:
Bro always complains about corporations in the ski industry and is mad when mfs steal food that they make like a 200% profit on

no cap I bet I’ve stolen over 500$ worth of food from copper in the past 2 years
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pro tip: most resorts don't lock upper mtn food places at night so all the candy bars, etc are up for grabs if ya skin up. Granted I'd only ever do that at a Vail or Alterra owned resort..

**This post was edited on Mar 11th 2023 at 3:57:08pm
 
Guys. Get this... You can MAKE your OWN lunches before the day. Totally crazy. This is what the ski industry doesn't want you to know about. You can Brown-Bag.

Also seriously it is some dirty-ass methhead shit to take half-eaten food off of others plates. Have some standards.
 
Does any one still glean???

Scoping out food at other tables and asking if they are gonna finish it? That's how we used to do.
 
14518711:hoodratz47 said:
Does any one still glean???

Scoping out food at other tables and asking if they are gonna finish it? That's how we used to do.
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I straight up used to snatch shit off tables that looked like they were finished and a lot of the times I could get like 2-3 slices of pizza if it was a weekend or ski club night
 
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