Stealing Rails

well ull prob need a cuttin torch to cut the metal, and ull need a fast car to get away from the cops

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'...you bend over and breathe in deep breaths for about 90 seconds once you feel light headed u come up really fast and another person squezzes there hands on your jugular vein and the other side of your neck...its awesome DO IT' -NBCskier

'or, just bend over for 30 seconds, stand up real quick, and throw yourself off a fucking cliff, for being such an idiot!'-ElGato

Pot not legal in Alaska! bummer man
 
what the.... a hacksaw probably wont cut it, because it is noisy. so just get a ghetto blaster going nice 'n loud, and get to work

i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may
 
why dont u just make ur own rails

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'...you bend over and breathe in deep breaths for about 90 seconds once you feel light headed u come up really fast and another person squezzes there hands on your jugular vein and the other side of your neck...its awesome DO IT' -NBCskier

'or, just bend over for 30 seconds, stand up real quick, and throw yourself off a fucking cliff, for being such an idiot!'-ElGato

Pot not legal in Alaska! bummer man
 
or you could not steal...and just build your own rail.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
^yaaa that would be terribly slow (if its a bigger rail) it makes just enough noise for someone to come over and see what your up to! Let us know how much money your gonna need for bail...

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corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

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the one at my school is like a 20 ft down flat down. i was thinking about cutting a little bit at a time every night for a week, cut it in half and take 2 trips with a pick-up truck

Sookhon De'Snutz
 
^wouldnt someone notice though? wow this handrail is really loose and hey theres a section of it missing...?

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corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

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its at a door at an old part of the building taht isn't eve used anymore

Sookhon De'Snutz
 
Some rails are perfect, but arnt attached, like one time my friend saw one in this guys back yard, it was like a perfect 10ft round, but people came so we had to bust.

C-Man
 
dont cut in half. go balls out and blow torch the fucker and get a possee to take it all.

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.

 
Jaa if you want to steal a rail from the 'city' you need to plan a week at least in advance. Plan who is gonna help you, what your going to use to cut and transport it and where you going to drive out to not get noticed. To steal a rail safely, you need to do it in one night, preferably under 2 hours.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
jaws of life will cut that shit

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ya cuz we all just have the jaws of life lyin around our houses...

~Crock

Ski like you fuck; fast and hard with a stupid grin on your face.
 
same man, if you try stealing one tell me how it works out. I dont even give a fuck anymore i deserve to take them from my town since it sucks so much. i just have no idea how i would go at cutting down a handrail.

Park Life

 
^because everyone is skilled with a welder and we all have some pipes that are just waiting to be made into a rail...

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well if you cut the rail it will ruin it, unbolt it from the bottom with a power drill or bolt driver, that way you can rebolt the thing somewere and the bases will be in tact still

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don't get attached to anything you are not willing to walk away from in thirty seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner.

 
i wonder how people would react if they just showed up one day and there were lil metal stubs where the hand real used to be

 
What would you do if you actually got the rail out? Just put it in your back yard? Im assuming if your gunna steal a rail you would snag one from close by to transport it easier, but then were would it go with out people noticing?

 
i stole a 15 stair handrail a few days ago...me and 2 friends cut it down with hacksaws. it took 5 mins and we threw it in the back of a van, and even tho it stuck out the back we got the sucker home. it was WAY better than making my own rail. i'd suggest it, just dont do it by a main street. i took this one from behind a school that was on a side street. it didnt make much noise..

'your friends hate you, plain and simple, your a loser man, but your in luck, wal mart has a half off sale for ropes going on, and for an extra dollar theyll tie the knouse for you' - Ds91260

 
its a 4 man job, one person drives a pickup, the 'crew' of three people remove it and then jump into the bed and hold it while the driver drives away from the scene

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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
THE ONLY WAY YOUR RESPECTABLE FOR STEALING A RAIL, IS IF YOU ALSO TAKE THE STAIRS WITH IT

You can't have rythym if you ain't got no soul
 
^^ yes, because we all stesl rails with a BLUDOZER!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
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'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
most bike racks have those metal knobs on the end so you cant slide them. I'm all about taking those super long, light alumium team-sport benches from schools.

Park Life

 
wut about those traffic barriers, i may have a crane lying around in my basement which i can steal one of those with.

Shes gonna make coats out of us!
 
^sawzalls are the shit!

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
plasma cutter would do the trick...but honestly...1 of your friends fathers must know how to weld....go find some junk pipe somewhere...and just have him whip it together...it shouldn't take more than 5 minutes to weld up

 
^^5 minutes? Yeah, maybe if you wanted a flat rail with only one leg holding it up. To do a good weld, you def need more than 5 minutes. It would take 5 minutes just to set up an arc welder and get the rail how you want it to be welded.

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^moral, steal the rail

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
Just tie a chain to the rail and yank it out with a truck. Might wanna take a sleg hammer and kinda break up the concreat bases first.

Dude it would make for a great story!

 
just keep kickin' er' till she falls and tape er to the back of your bicycle and make ur way back home if the cops catch you just tell them its ur neighbors and ur takin it to his house for 5 bucks eh shes fool proof

SKI FOR LIFE!

WHITEWATER
 
KLD...I didn't say setting up and getting shit ready would take 5 minutes...but honestly..if you are a welder...how long do you think it would take to throw a few good welds on rail...doesn't have to look pretty...just has to be functional...but ya know what...JUST GO STEAL THE RAILS...because obviously since it is going to take more than 5 minutes to weld up a rail...ITS JUST NOT WORTH IT...i mean...heaven forbid it takes 5 and a half minutes

 
If you want to do it leagaly I would go to a high school or JC that has a welding class. And ask the instructor if he could make it a class project and give it to you.

 
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