Stealing Beer

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LOVEPOW

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my last day at the local supermarket is on thursday and I am thinking I should steal a mini keg. Ya know one of those heineken ones that can fit in a backpack. The only problem is that the supermarket have the alarm sensors when you walk out the door. But I'm not sure if they will go off when I walk through with a mini keg. does anyone know how these sensors work, and if I can just take off the thing that will set the alarm off?
 
I mean, im not trying to be a holy child but its pretty stupid to steal 14 beers from a store. Just get someone to buy you a 24 and you wont have to risk anything and you'll have more beer.
 
wait what my last day is thursday Im not looking for another job im going to college and I havent given them a 2 week notice cause I lied on my application and I have a different job with better references
 
Alright so all im asking is if anyone knows how those sensors work? and how to disable the thing that sets them off
 
"Im not looking for another job"

"I lied on my application and I have a different job with better references"

what? grow up spend the money rather than risk getting in deep shit.
 
my friend works at a supermarket and he always puts boxes to throw away and then goes and gets it in the dumpster after his shift when nobody is there.

But this is a very small grocery store he works at with hardly any cameras.
 
i always used to steal 30s from the gas station. The beer was right near the door and the workers were always so busy id just stroll out with it. But really its not worth it, just get someone to buy it for you.
 
don't they only put the sensor things on like electronics and expensive stuff?

like food and stuff won;t set them off but cds and video games and dvds and shit will?

check the thing over for the little magnetic strip or leave through the back door?
 
Slip something into someone elses bag then walk through at the same time as them. Except that isnt cool cause they'd be fucked.
 
...cause that won't draw attention to the underage employee with a mini-keg

I think its pretty clear, don't do it, it's a stupid idea and totally not worth it. Find someone to buy for you or ask a gypsey fortune tellling carnival game to make you grow up.
 
they work by magnet stuff but if you work there why dont you put a bunch of stuff in a cart during cleanup or something and then just throw one in and take it out the back? It probably wont go off anyways though, it just seems kinda stupid because they will realize if you put it into a backpack.
 
just pull out a fuckin gat and hold the place up and take a little kid for hostage and say your gonna blow the kid up if you don't get your mini keg
 
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me and my friends steal beer quite a bit. its really easy and then you can spend the money you saved on trees.
 
where in VT are you from?

because i know from experience that if you live anywhere near magic hat or the other breweries it is very easy to go up at night and open the loading door and take about anything you want. We got around 120 beers from there

also you could just not take the front door when you leave work. Park in the back and leave through a loading dock
 
Honestly bro, you work there you know better then anyone else if you can lift some brew.... throw some cans through the sensor and see if it goes off, if not then you and your buds scored a mini keg
 
Why don't you steal from a store that you didn't work at...

No it doesn't set off the alarm...

Why do you want a mini keg?

What you need to do is load up a shopping cart full of beer and walk out the door with it.
 
dont steal it plus that shit tastes soooo bad its not even funny.

like PatrickFesler said just go throu peoples shit at night you find all sorts of cool things.

I have prolly got aound ten eighteeners an some fiths , you'll be good.
 
YOU KNOW WHAT...JUsT DO IT!..........i really wanna see the outcome of wuts gonna happen to you hahahahahahahaha
 
don't do it man, if you get caught you get charged with shoplifting or you end up struggling to find a new job. if you get out scotch free, you get one mini keg. which thing do you think will last longer, the damage or the keg?
 
just blitzkreg a gas station ( 2 people run in and grab 2-30's each then run out really fast) victory! or just do what i do and walk in and pick out what u want then pay the nice man behind the counter. i think the second is a bit more practicle.
 
i think the best bet if you really want some beer is to first purchase a gun from your local weapons dealer. then hold up the grocery store your working in and tell them all you want is a heinekin beer keg.
 
i bet you wont get caught seriously. ive stolen beer from supermarkets before, but no keg, and nothing has happened. if you have a friend who works cashier then you can do the Dollar Deal. Its when you get a shitload of stuff and you get like some gum or tic tacs and pay for the cheap item first then the cashier puts his hand over the bar code on the rest of the items as he scans it. it will only work if the cashier isn't a pussy though and no cameras are watching the front end.
 
honestly id do it if EVERYTHING goes right. wait for a busy fucking day and just have a bike out side buy some cnady bars or whatever and do it. if theres a lot of people there not going to kno which one it was. is there cameras? security? see too much shit to worry about. your decision.
 
honestly id do it if EVERYTHING goes right. wait for a busy fucking day and just have a bike out side buy some cnady bars or whatever and do it. if theres a lot of people there not going to kno which one it was. is there cameras? security? see too much shit to worry about. your decision.
 
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