Steak and Blowjob Day

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Bob_Loblaw

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Everyone knows what it is. but what day is it? ive seen 2 different dates. march 14th or march 20th? i say we celebrate both days.

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its march 20th i believe and its my birthday!!!

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20th forsure

should be a national holiday

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bitch.
 
i like the sound of that

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I guess everyday was a holiday for my ex's, no wonder they are all calling me begging for me back

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you made steak?

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oh i cant wait! it makes valentines day semi-bareable

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last year my gf cooked me steak twice and gave me atleast 10 blowjobs that day. damn i miss her.

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hey the 14th thats my b-day what a coincidense ;)

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too bad its not the 14th and its the 20th

i posted about this event in the valentines day thread

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TAKEN FROM THE SITE:

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

Steak and BJ Day was founded by Tom Birdsey
 
why not? are you a vegetarian or just dont eat steak specificly? its really good ya know...

oh adn whoever said we should change it to steak beer and blowjob day. why not just make another day for that?
 
Storm and Birdsey was such a kick ass radio show, They were so politically incorrect and FNX had to sell out to the man.

then they were in rhode island and then FNX sold out the whole station. Story of their life
 
"Hey babe, you know its national bj day right? Lets celebrate!"

Then after head, i throw in this little guy,

"Today is also national steak day too, and I just so happen to have reservations at Outback Steakhouse!"

NOtice how I dont throw both items out, I dont want to discourage her.
 
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