Steak and BJ day

[wizard_of_aahhhs]

http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com

Everyone get ready for March 14th, Pink names I am looking at you!

 

[Dddsz]

Salmon > Steak

 

[wizard_of_aahhhs]

Salmon > Steak

No.

 

[.Hugo.]

Rimjob > blowjob

 

[Olimar]

Salmon > Steak

I approve this message.

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

Rimjob > blowjob

You must get horrible Bj's.

Or really good RJ's?

 

[.Hugo.]

You must get horrible Bj's.

Or really good RJ's?

Its simple enough to find out. Just ask your mother

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Gay sex > Straight sex

 

[Panta.Pow]

I wholeheartedly support this festivity.

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

Its simple enough to find out. Just ask your mother

I was raised by two men

 

[.Hugo.]

I was raised by two men

Damn your dad has nice tits

 

[Gryllz]

Why is this on a monday

 

[wizard_of_aahhhs]

Why is this on a monday

because you touch yourself at night.

MOM SHUT UP I AM TALKING TO MY FRIENDS!

God dammit not this shit again Casey, you can't keep talking to people online!

MOM THEY ARE MY FRIENDS YOU WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND

Casey, you need to get your life together and realize the internet isn't for you

MOOOMMMM YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE

I saw the way you said "lit" online, what does that even mean?!

ITS HOW I LIVE MOM! I AM LIVING THE LIT LIFE!

Casey you aren't making any sense?! Where is this all coming from?!

I JUST WANNA FLY TO NEVERLAND AND NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE! MAYBE DAD WOULDN'T LEAVE THEN

Don't you dare talk about your father under this roof!

HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW IF IM ALIVE

Well sometimes I wish you werent

These are the questions we must ask. Preach #alllivesmattereventhecarrots

 

[AT-AT]

Why is this on a monday

Just like valentines day its on the 14th of the month. It just happens to be the month after. Valentines generally being a day for women, Steak and BJ Day is generally a day for men, to keep things even.

 

[.lencon]

Just like valentines day its on the 14th of the month. It just happens to be the month after. Valentines generally being a day for women, Steak and BJ Day is generally a day for men, to keep things even.

I think he's trying to say that it should be a Friday or Saturday so it's not a school night. Having a curfew makes it even harder for him to have a steak and bj

 

[Frosty]

because you touch yourself at night.

MOM SHUT UP I AM TALKING TO MY FRIENDS!

God dammit not this shit again Casey, you can't keep talking to people online!

MOM THEY ARE MY FRIENDS YOU WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND

Casey, you need to get your life together and realize the internet isn't for you

MOOOMMMM YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE

I saw the way you said "lit" online, what does that even mean?!

ITS HOW I LIVE MOM! I AM LIVING THE LIT LIFE!

Casey you aren't making any sense?! Where is this all coming from?!

I JUST WANNA FLY TO NEVERLAND AND NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE! MAYBE DAD WOULDN'T LEAVE THEN

Don't you dare talk about your father under this roof!

HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW IF IM ALIVE

Well sometimes I wish you werent

These are the questions we must ask. Preach #alllivesmattereventhecarrots

.......what did i just read...........

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

Damn your dad has nice tits

I heard that way too much, growing up.