steak and bj day.. to clarify

aoe

aoe

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apparently the guys who invented it are trying to get the date changed to feb 14th to give guys credit the same time of the month as valentines day. so ladies and gentlemen break out your calanders and remember march the 14th, one of the greatest holidays ever invented.

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
hmmm... if you got a bj today, do you still get one in march?

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
i dunno. but if you ate puss for 50min tonight i think you damn well deserve one...

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
my girlfriend made me chinese last night so i guess that doesnt count.

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
50 minutes? that's rough on the jaw. i hope she let you take a break.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
yeah i got dinner yesturday too...and march 14th eh, we are in Costa Rica, i dont think i want to eat n e sort of beef product from there...

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yeah i had like jaw lock. shits fucked up. i took a break

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
you should work on your technique....50 minutes is fucking rediculous, unless you made her come like 5 times

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
yeah, it takes me about 15 minutes to get a girl off orally.. i'd be pretty disappointed in myself if it took much longer... unless i was stretching it out on purpose. which, maybe you were doing, cause it was valentines day.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
^ 3 times

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
well i guess valentines day is their version of this holiday. thats the whole point of sabj day, to give the guys a holiday of their own

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
its always seemed pretty one sided to me. iv never had a girl put the same time of erroft into valentines day as i have.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

 
valentines day is supposed to be a mutal holiday but it just isnt. when a holiday causes you stress then its not something you enjoy

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
Valentines day is deffinetly one sided. It's because it's always the job of the guy to make the girl happy and 'feel like a queen' or whatever the cliche is. Ya there are soem amazing girls out there who also like to give their guy the same amount of attention as they get, but those are far between, most girls i know are relationship selfish.

Justin the Hick
 
v-day is definietly not a mutual holiday

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
I don't know man... If you need to depend on a holliday to get head, what do you do for the other 364 days of the year? Sounds like a pussy holliday to me... Oh boo hoo! I had to work SO HARD to make my girl feel like a queen on Valentine's Day. That's our job as men! Accept it, grow some balls, and have some damn fun with it why don't you? If you don't want to work for it, then don't. Why do so many guys whine over girls when they could just spend that energy on winning the ladies??? Steak & BJ's I will admit are GREAT! But Steak & BJ Day doesn't have to be just one day out of the year. See, it can be every day you play your cards right. That's even better if you ask me!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
 
^see thats true. but the holiday is meant as a joke mostly. You shouldn't ever need a holiday to let someone know how you feel but whatever

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
no steak and blowjob day was march 20th!!!!! leave it there its my birthday too so ill get some blowjobs, some steak and some cake............maybe ill even get fingered

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
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