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Has anyone ever got one? I havent. Even after I banged this English broad. I'm begining to think STD's are just a government lie to keep people from having fun. Down with rubbers.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Proud supporter of the Axis of Evil.

 
it's smart kids like you that keep them going around. move to whistler you'll get one easily.

-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
haha, mu friend who worked at lake louise said they called it lake std cause of all the staff

Seize the carp
 
yea serioulsy that was a fucking retard comment

i hope you die on gohnorea and rot in hell

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence

What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff
 
they definitely go around..this guy i used to know had 2...yuck

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how did canada get its name? they drew letters out of a hat..

C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
 
haha, you actually think that people are going to just let everybody on NS know that they have an STD? how naïve are you?

 
I have 3.

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Bombing for Peace is like Screwing for Virginity.
 
man - a bunch of my std's teamed togeather and created new ones... they are still working on the names for them. when they figure out what to call them and all the scientific mumbo-jumbo i'll inform you guys in on them...

seriously, what kind of a thread is this?

Darryl Hunt

'i didnt know you were a blood bryan.. your peoples is my peoples yo. fuck the cryps!' Becca
 
darryl this thread was created to continue the conspiracy against you... we all know you pimp it up every night.. and pass around the std's(studs) the truth is out dont bother hidding it anymore. personally i think u got your first std when u licked that ski boot.. yup definatly.

im out
 
ok, heres the gross thing i know from living in nova scotia, 90% of the ppl who arent virgins have an std. They either carrie it, or know they have it. So if u fucked a chik, then get tested, because condoms dont stop it from happening

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
jesus, in my health class, this lady came in with all these sick close up pictures of STDs, they were disgusting. she's like 'this is what it looks like if you pop a herpie...' it was sick i hope i never get an STD after seeing that.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
I will only have sex with virgins from now on...

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
virgins are fun for a while - but sooner or later you just get tired of them and devolop a taste for more experienced woman who don't just lie there the whole time and do nothing.

Darryl Hunt

'i didnt know you were a blood bryan.. your peoples is my peoples yo. fuck the cryps!' Becca
 
hey cunt some deuch bag stole your icon.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
ahahah the worst slide is of the cauliflower dick! EWWWWW

*brooke*

'What's so wrong with being happy?

Kudos to those who see through sickness.

When she woke in the morning

she knew that her life had passed her by.

And she called out a warning,

'Don't ever let life pass you by.''- Incubus

 
Darryl I think that was because she was 15. youi gotta find an older virgin because they want it bad....

and -'I think I got the clap from a ski glove'

-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
funny story:

I got tested last summer because my friend told me at the bar this girl I was wheeling had herpes. After the bars closed, I ended up railing her in Sylvan Lake. I was worried so I got the dreaded swab. results were negative. My friends were calling me herpes boy so I told them I was clean and I had the documents to prove it, then my 'best' friend admitted that he only told me she had herpes cuz her boyfriend was at the bar and was getting mad and hoped that I'd stop working my swerve if I thought she was a biohazard.

So there you go, its all just scary pictures in high school. happy skrankin'.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Proud supporter of the Axis of Evil.

 
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