Stats of your life

total number of people i have seen,

total number of people i have touched,

total non-motorized airtime,

longest non- motorized airtime,

top speed,

top non motorized speed, words/syllables spoken
 
what i have always wanted to do is have all of the cuts and bruises i have ever had on my body at once but cuts are healed over.
 
numbers of babies made.

number of backflips thrown (skis, tramp, etc)

# of people i have made smile

time spent fully naked

time spent skiing switch

# of photographs taken

# of words spoken
 
how many timbits eaten

how many total calories eaten

how many spiders eaten (apparently u eat 8 a year?? i do spend a lot of time sleeping outside)

how many times i have changed a channel on the TV

total length of hair grown

total distance moved

 
I like to think I try to help people whenever I get a chance, so i'd like to know how many people I've had a positive impact on
 
how many handshakes/ times I've intodruced myself.

how many people I've met

amount of bruises

how many loads of laundry I've done
 
hahahahahhah

.oz's of alcohol consumed

Amount of ice cream eaten

Ratio of jerking off to sexploding

How many people know me

Number of people i've killed in all my video games

Hours spent playing Halo 2 from back in the day

(someone said earlier) Number of blades mowed/weed whacked

Number of feet I've dug (i work in a cemetary during the summer)

# of times i've made out

Ratio of made/missed basketball shots

Hours cradeling a lacrosse ball
 
that'd be crazy!! it'd probably be like days
my younger brother's new years resolution was to never hold a fart in, so that number would have to get so high as he gets older.
i really want to know the total length of hair grown from my head

as well as the total length of fingernails grown and weight
 
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