Stats of your life

If you could get the stats of your life...
pounds of food eaten
# of breaths
amount of blood lost
rocks thrown
total steps
# of blinks
. . . . . . . . . . . . .

What would you want to know?
 
amount of time spent in the air while not on an airplane.
longest time spent in the air at one time while not on an airplane.
 
Working time
Wasted time (IE limited physical exertion for the sake of entertainment)
Total Time
#People angered
#People made happy
#People made Sad
Overall impact ratio ranked.

 
amoun of times ive made this face

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total number of calories consumed / total poop weight.

total time in days/hours/minutes with my skis clicked in.

 
Total degrees spun.

Total amount of thoughts had.

Number of people I've interacted with in some way.

Number of people who consider me their friend.

Number of people who consider me their enemy.

Number of people who dislike me.

Amount of time spent playing piano.

Amount of time spent outside.

Amount of time spent skiing.

% success at making a good or bad impression.
 
amount of time i've spent consuming liquid/food.

not like in between sips or bites, im talking about liquid from can to stomach time or chewing time
 
How about how many pounds of pasta you ate. I would like to see it, we have it like twice a week.

The only thing I like about my Italian heritage is the food.
 
number of people that I have only seen once in my life (maybe some random person in the streets in some other state)

number of people i have seen more than once (friends, family, or maybe that guy i see in the street in another state, if i ever see him again.)

 
id like to see where i rank in this world haah llike who has the top 10 ranks kinda like a karma rank but no on NS i mean the world
 
Number of times ive poopedtotal weight of said poop
number of times ive pissed
number of people made angry
number of people made sad
number of girls that have liked me
number of girls i have liked
number of people made happy
number of people ive made laugh
number of people ive made cry
total money made
total money spent
 
total gallons of caffeinated liquid consumed.

total amount of time on skis

amount of paint used

amount of bruises

number of people i've made smile

number of people ive cursed, flipped off or purposely tailgated on the road (im from boston so, a lot)

total number of bugs ive killed

miles traveled

 
# of people whom I've known their name

# of people I have seen

amount of total vert skied

amount of water I've consumed (total - so juice and shit is included)

 
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number of times someone has talked about me behind my back saying nice things
number of times someone has said something bad behind my back
total distance walked/ran/jogged
number of swear words i have said

 
Minutes spent on ns

minutes thinking about/and or skiing

Number of turns on a ski hill

number of breaths amount of blood lost
 
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