Badfish2
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from http://www.drinkinggame.us/
This year,
President Bush's State of the Union address is scheduled for Tuesday,
January 23, 2007 at 9pm (Eastern). It should be broadcast
on all major networks and cable news/political networks.
For online coverage, go to http://www.c-span.org/executive/stateoftheunion.asp.
EVENT
#
of Drinks
Every
time he says....
“The
state of our union is strong…” (or some version of this)
1
+1 if he breaks down in tears
"the
American people"
1
troops
small
1
surge
quick
1
Iraq
1
Baghdad
1
"sectarian violence"
1 Car Bomb
recipe
Iran
1
terror
(however it’s pronounced)
small
1
detainees
1, with your hands behind your back
Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad
2
(+1 if he pronounces it correctly)
Saddam
Hussein or Saddam
1
elections
1 if referring to another country's
2 if referring to the 2006 midterms
freedom
1
Homeland
1
if followed by "Security"; 2 if another context
"Bring
it on"
Arm-wrestle
the person next to you; loser drinks
“nukular”
1
bipartisan
or bipartisanship
2
(+1 if followed by giggle or chuckle)
"addicted to oil"
shot of extra-virgin olive oil
Medicare
or Medicaid
wait
a really long time to get a drink you really need
education
1
(+1 if mispronounced)
"human-animal
hybrid"
What
do centaurs and mermaids drink, anyway??
"illegal
immigration"
1
shot of cerveza/tequila
God
(or any euphemism for God)
2
sacrifice
1
- in the context of the armed forces
2 - for civilians
"fiscal
discipline" or "smaller government" or
"responsible government"
if
you're a:
[*]congressman/lobbyist: Cristal, laugh derisively
[*]private/other public sector employee: Andre, look glum
"tax
burden"
1
hydrogen
shout "Oh, the humanity!", take 1 shot
ethanol*
*
With all of the ethanol "serious players" of this game will consume,
they will be their own alternative energy source by about 10pm.
We think you can figure this one out...
evil
or evildoers
2
Ban Ki Moon
shot of kimchi-infused vodka
Mark
Foley
one
shot of Scotch, aged 16 years
"macaca"
Invite
George Allen for a drink - he doesn't have anything better to
do...
"Don't
mess with Texas!"
Locate
the nearest Texan; mess with him/her; then drink
Every
time he....
praises
a Democrat by name
1
....if
that Democrat is not Joe Lieberman
3
uses
a Bushism (i.e. says something that's not really
a word, other than “nukular”)
1
references
a mistake he/his administration has made
pinch
yourself, take shot to ease the confusion and disbelief
announces
a new initiative
1
Every
time the camera shows....
the
First Lady
1
your congressman/woman
1
and pat yourself on the back for being able to identify your congressman/woman
John
Kerry
Pour
yourself a shot and drink it, unless, because of your lack of
education, you "might get stuck in [the bottle]"
Barack Obama
1, with hopeful audacity
Ted
Kennedy
drink
until your liver cries
a
close-up on Nancy Pelosi (without the president in the shot)
1
shot, taken without moving any facial muscles
+1 if surrounded by children
Nancy Pelosi and Dick Cheney...and only one is applauding
+1 if it looks like they're kicking each other under the desk
1
Tom
Tancredo, announced presidential candidate
10 pesos-worth of tequila, yell something in Spanish
a
"special guest" who is introduced by the President
1
a
"special guest" who is a member of the armed forces
1
a
standing ovation from HALF of Congress
1
Other
if
the speech is under an hour
Finish
your drink and have another beer
DEMOCRATIC
RESPONSE BONUS GAME
any
reference to the 2006 midterm elections
1
if
you’ve never heard of the Democrat delivering the response
1
any
mention of how the Dems hope to ride roughshod over President Bush
1
if
he starts laughing uncontrollably
Dems: join in the laughter
GOP:
sob, reservedly
Both: 2 shots
Greens & Independents: Still no drink for you!
if
he references his military service and/or pulls off his shirt and starts flexing
grunt, drink, smash beer can on forehead
This year,
President Bush's State of the Union address is scheduled for Tuesday,
January 23, 2007 at 9pm (Eastern). It should be broadcast
on all major networks and cable news/political networks.
For online coverage, go to http://www.c-span.org/executive/stateoftheunion.asp.
EVENT
#
of Drinks
Every
time he says....
“The
state of our union is strong…” (or some version of this)
1
+1 if he breaks down in tears
"the
American people"
1
troops
small
1
surge
quick
1
Iraq
1
Baghdad
1
"sectarian violence"
1 Car Bomb
recipe
Iran
1
terror
(however it’s pronounced)
small
1
detainees
1, with your hands behind your back
Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad
2
(+1 if he pronounces it correctly)
Saddam
Hussein or Saddam
1
elections
1 if referring to another country's
2 if referring to the 2006 midterms
freedom
1
Homeland
1
if followed by "Security"; 2 if another context
"Bring
it on"
Arm-wrestle
the person next to you; loser drinks
“nukular”
1
bipartisan
or bipartisanship
2
(+1 if followed by giggle or chuckle)
"addicted to oil"
shot of extra-virgin olive oil
Medicare
or Medicaid
wait
a really long time to get a drink you really need
education
1
(+1 if mispronounced)
"human-animal
hybrid"
What
do centaurs and mermaids drink, anyway??
"illegal
immigration"
1
shot of cerveza/tequila
God
(or any euphemism for God)
2
sacrifice
1
- in the context of the armed forces
2 - for civilians
"fiscal
discipline" or "smaller government" or
"responsible government"
if
you're a:
[*]congressman/lobbyist: Cristal, laugh derisively
[*]private/other public sector employee: Andre, look glum
"tax
burden"
1
hydrogen
shout "Oh, the humanity!", take 1 shot
ethanol*
*
With all of the ethanol "serious players" of this game will consume,
they will be their own alternative energy source by about 10pm.
We think you can figure this one out...
evil
or evildoers
2
Ban Ki Moon
shot of kimchi-infused vodka
Mark
Foley
one
shot of Scotch, aged 16 years
"macaca"
Invite
George Allen for a drink - he doesn't have anything better to
do...
"Don't
mess with Texas!"
Locate
the nearest Texan; mess with him/her; then drink
Every
time he....
praises
a Democrat by name
1
....if
that Democrat is not Joe Lieberman
3
uses
a Bushism (i.e. says something that's not really
a word, other than “nukular”)
1
references
a mistake he/his administration has made
pinch
yourself, take shot to ease the confusion and disbelief
announces
a new initiative
1
Every
time the camera shows....
the
First Lady
1
your congressman/woman
1
and pat yourself on the back for being able to identify your congressman/woman
John
Kerry
Pour
yourself a shot and drink it, unless, because of your lack of
education, you "might get stuck in [the bottle]"
Barack Obama
1, with hopeful audacity
Ted
Kennedy
drink
until your liver cries
a
close-up on Nancy Pelosi (without the president in the shot)
1
shot, taken without moving any facial muscles
+1 if surrounded by children
Nancy Pelosi and Dick Cheney...and only one is applauding
+1 if it looks like they're kicking each other under the desk
1
Tom
Tancredo, announced presidential candidate
10 pesos-worth of tequila, yell something in Spanish
a
"special guest" who is introduced by the President
1
a
"special guest" who is a member of the armed forces
1
a
standing ovation from HALF of Congress
1
Other
if
the speech is under an hour
Finish
your drink and have another beer
DEMOCRATIC
RESPONSE BONUS GAME
any
reference to the 2006 midterm elections
1
if
you’ve never heard of the Democrat delivering the response
1
any
mention of how the Dems hope to ride roughshod over President Bush
1
if
he starts laughing uncontrollably
Dems: join in the laughter
GOP:
sob, reservedly
Both: 2 shots
Greens & Independents: Still no drink for you!
if
he references his military service and/or pulls off his shirt and starts flexing
grunt, drink, smash beer can on forehead
