Stabbing over a haircut

lol i just picture this being some like 16 year old emo crybaby kid, his dad screaming at him to get a haircut and a job and hes like nooo dad i reject your conformist ways, you cant control me! now face the wrath of mini excalibur! kushaaaaaa!!!
 
what a lil faggot. if my kid ever did that to me, ...i dont even know what id do. id be like are you fucking joking right meow?
 
shortly after dropping his father with a mini-sword, the distraught teen falcon punched his mother and fled the house. he is reportedly still missing. Police warn that the teen is armed with an assortment of mini weapons, including a mini bowstaff and trebuchet.
 
The teenager, who said he was afraid his father was going to hit him, first threw a bag of seashells at his father before stabbing him, deputies states.

hahaha
 
"son you need a haircut..."

"FUCK OFF DAD I DONT WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY HAIIIIRRRR!!!"

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Hahahahahaha. Yeah he was probably an emo or something.

My mom wouldn't let me cut my hair even if I wanted to haha
 
like what is he thinking? im pissed at my dad, to the point where i want to hurt/ kill him, what should i use? looks around the room, lets see table lamp,chair, decorative rock, oh wait no ill throw that bag of shells at him then stab him with my miniature replica of excalibur. lol
 
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