Squaw Missed Connection

[RimJobber]

I was at work standing behind a slow sign, you took a telemark turn and I wanted to make you mine.

I gave you a yell, you dropped a knee.

Instantly I could tell, that it should be you and me.

Let's free the heel, we're two of a kind. Hope you show back up at squaw so I can drop a knee and make you mine.

 

[GayWolf420]

nice dude, didn't know marsland teleskied as well

 

[SofaKingSick]

You should post a sign with this message and poem on it where you saw her along with your phone number

 

[ColoradoDogfart]

This man just got out of a relationship and already simping over a télé skier, respect

 

[eheath]

Tele skiing is a pretty big red flag, dont you think?

 

[RimJobber]

Tele skiing is a pretty big red flag, dont you think?

We can both eat granola together

 

[eheath]

We can both eat granola together

I'm mostly just kidding, its a meme to make fun of teleskiers.

 

[Price_Police]

With a name like RimJobber, how can she resist?

 

[RimJobber]

I'm mostly just kidding, its a meme to make fun of teleskiers.

Sorry, went right over my head.

Half a binding, half a brain

 

[GayWolf420]

Sorry, went right over my head.

Half a binding, half a brain

Men who drop a knee most certainly sit down to pee

KIDDING of course

 

[eheath]

Sorry, went right over my head.

Half a binding, half a brain

Fix the heel fix the problem

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Men who drop a knee most certainly sit down to pee

KIDDING of course

I actually like sitting down to pee on toilets because it's much more comfortable, less splashback, and you can read a book too during it. I also write my name when I pee in the snow.

 

[RimJobber]

Fix the heel fix the problem

That's why I need to find this girl. So one of us can ski and the other can tell them how good their turns were

 

[elcheapo]

Patients, hit up the local pea patch this spring, she'll be the one with the goggle tan and good knees

 

[RimJobber]

Patients, hit up the local pea patch this spring, she'll be the one with the goggle tan and good knees

Good legs *

Her knees will be cut up from getting low and hitting those low tide rocks

 

[mountaindewgirl]

Do you think she shaves her armpits?

 

[PacificRimJob]

NOBODY CARES THAT YOU TELE

 

[theabortionator]

This kind if writing will end up on your feedback forever eventually lol. I dig it though. Free the heal get the girl, cue disney music.