Spring break poon ADVICE/HELP

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laxstar

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me and a few of my buddies one of which is a fellow ns are leaving for spring break in one day from today i'm relly excited and can't wait... i am staying with my dad in a hotel room and i am thinking it is kinda going to be impossible to bring a girl back to my room so where else could i take a girl i have been thinking about this for a while and i have some ideas but i was hoping ns would have some ideas..... also i was just curious of how easy our girls on spring break i have heard stories but idk we are going to puerto vallarata i am 18 and it is all you can drink... This post is kinda asshole and tool like but don't flame...
 
whats so impossible about your room? the beach is pretty cool too, at night unless there are crabs (on the beach, and girl too)
 
he can't use his room cuz he's sharing it with his dad, who snores, duuuuhhhh

I'd say HER room, hahaha

or a bathroom

or a changing room

 
this is in no way meant to be insulting, but it seems to me your worrying about the wrong thing. find the girl first, create the situation, and trust me, soemthing will come up. thats how those situations work, either you have a girl, show her a good time, and spontenaeity(sp? wow) will take its course, or youll be a big lazy bum and wont have to worry about shit.
 
i don't want to bring a chick back to my room cause thats awkward... but beach or her room seems like best ideas so far...
 
take her to the ladies men cult

but for serial....i'd say the beach, her room, or maybe your room if your dads somewhere else

or just go with the flow when you find a chick and you'll probably find a good spot without having to plan it all out
 
^ yeah, spring break with your rents doesn't sound like too much fun, but there are generally dozens of closets, secluded alcoves, chaise lounges, elevators, hot tubs, and many other places at hotels to get laid on the downlow. you just need to be creative and open to public nudity.

or, just tell your dad that you are going to get laid. most dads, when away from mommy, are pretty cool about casual sex. it's a badge of pride they can brag about to their buddies at the moose lodge next week.

"yeah, jimmy got his dick wet at spring break. he brought this spicy nacho back to the room, so i made myself scarce. like father like son, you know what i mean? when i was his age..."

 
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