Spring Break Cancun

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i am leaving for cancun tomorrow for a week of drunkeness and females. Had to ask is anyone else going anywhere interesting ?

 
stay away fro mthe mexican prostitutes and any girl who looks mexican

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
just got back from cabo the other day...it was pretty fun, but i was there for business, so i couldn't have as much fun as i would have otherwise

-Ski CO-

Jibij Pro Shop
www.jibij.com
 
what hotel u staying at... i just got back from cancun last week

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is that in town?

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im leaving for europe in a day to go to europe with a buddy for two weeks. gonna be so fucked up.

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- Josh Rainey
- Jackson Hole
 
i went there last year. FUCKING AMAZING. be sure too check out SENOR FROGS. best club in town

OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

-formerly known as publicenemy1023-
 
and daddy o's... daddy o's is reeeall fun. just tip the bartender 50 pesos and ul be served before everyone else all night long

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you are kind of stupid for going and staying at a hotel full of rich bastards how bout you get your ass outta there and actually go visit stuff where the crowds don't go, about the country and the ppl, or else just go to Hawaii its the same but you wont be making money off the poor mexicans ppl...

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
oh man, i got back from cancun a couple weeks ago and learned a few things...number one, dont piss in public unless you're willing to cough up 5-10 bucks to the mexican police for it. secondly, hit up the hotel, oasis cancun's beach during hte day. just bullshit your way past security or get there via the beach. you can get free food thats not half bad and they have an open bar (like 5 of them) that serve anything you want. its so sick and makes your trip worth every penny.

 
^^ i am doing the mexicans a favor by giving them money and why not stay at a nice hotel if i can finally afford it

 
right on dude, i have a friend who went to cancun for spring break. if you see a kid with oakleys passed out on the beach with dark hair, it might be him. i'm sure there are a lot of people in that kind of state though.

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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see
 
i am sure that there will be many people like that i plan on doing the same thing without the dark hair. and a couple hot ladies by my side

 
im with supervore... i stayed at the oasis cancun, and it has the wildest beach... thats where mtv's set up (if theyre still there). just dont get the ham/cheeseburgers at the outside bar / restaurant...

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MTV is gone and i dont care too much but i do have a friend who got stabbed buying beer at a store so i am going to be very careful wherever i go

 
yeah fuck stay away from the mexicans- i made out with one in texas a couple weeks ago and that'll be doggin me for years. damn crown royal.

 
i wish i wasnt dirt poor so then i could afford to go somewhere cool, i need to start a meth lab or something to make some money so i can go next year

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
I'm all about traveling but Cancun isnt Mexico bitches. It's just Florida but you cant drink the water and the Bushes arent official governors.

'dude, that one band that talked about child slavery, they owned' - midwest_jibber
 
a bunch of buddies of mine came back from cancun on saturday. they seemed to have the best time of their life

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^ i know i did! the girls in cancun are so easy and there are so many gorgous honeys around the area. you dont have to try to get one, just chill with your friends and talk to the girls, then it'll just happen. its unbelivably easy down there, must be something in the water...

 
Ugh so lucky to be leaving for Spring Break. Especially to go somewhere tropical and hot. I am jealous. Have so much fun.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
i cant wait to go next year... oh man.. then im going to rio and then cabo and santo domingo... senior trips the whole year... ah cant wait ... have fun man and fuck it yo mexican women are hot ie salma hayek... so meet em.. ahha

-Alex-

Rock the Steeze

Representin the 212 and 607

 
leaving in one hour and i just found out we got all inclusive, my buddies paid the extra and got it for me free for my b-day. so all drinks are on the hotel

 
nicee... all inclusive is definately necessary in cancun... beware of the peacocks... theyre wild

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going to nuevo vallarta april 17-24 with about 40 other kids from steamboat for senior trip. fuck yeah!!!

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all inclusive will be ill have fun man..

-Alex-

Rock the Steeze

Representin the 212 and 607

 
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