sports for the elderly

[ski900]

curling, lawn bowling, checkers any others? bingo maybe

 

[PurpleSkier]

um, like that water aerobics shit is pretty popular among the old ladys....

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conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie

 

[ski900]

do they wear floaties when they do that or can they actaully swim

 

[westcoaststyle]

shuffle board, golf, polo

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

 

[five0]

denture spitting

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

so what are your likes and dislikes?

'well i like burning things...and i dislike things that dont burn'

 

[moumar]

bridge

 

[Diabhal]

bumper cars!

'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'

 

[alpentalik]

i was going to say lawn bowling, which is actually a lot of fun...really.

''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''

 

[alpentalikthe3rd]

chess... fun game by the way

''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

A lot of old people bowl. Fat old people.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass

 

[mariberries]

actually polo is really hard

I think they should have races with their walker things

mariberries